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ferrarilover wrote:The most comedic thing about this whole situation is the existence of this thread. Do you really think that the thoughts expressed in the OP are in any way sufficiently original, insightful or meritorious as to warrant a whole unique thread?
Right, you're upset, we're not doing so well and you want to scream and shout at the Internet about it. That's lovely, but we don't need a new thread every time someone is a bit miffed about something at the club.

Allied to this, what you've written is nonsense. No one is laughing at us, no one cares. Not even Exeter especially give a toss that we're not doing well. Plymouth, Swindon, Portsmouth, Arsenal, these are the clubs being laughed at because they should be doing better than they are. We, on the other hand, attract 4 supporters and have about 25p to spend, so we are expected to do badly. In just the same way that no one on here is taking the piss out of York (who are on a run as bad as ours), no one anywhere else in football is laughing at us.
We won't be extinct in 3 years, we'll be just fine. We MIGHT be in the Conference, we MIGHT not be doing well, but if clubs like Histon and Weymouth can survive dropping way down the leagues, then so can we.
As for staying up, I am in the 'yes we will' camp. Don't presume that I am oblivious to our current plight or 'rose-tinted' to our performances, it's just that I see the numbers, I see how we lose games, I see the remaining fixtures, I see the changes being made in the nick of time, I see the way other teams perform and put it all together and come to the reasoned conclusion that we will stay up rather than the reactionary position that we are the worst side ever to grace God's green Earth.

Please, post slightly dull, baseless, reactionary nonsense in existing threads and please, pull yourself together.

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The least you could do is come up with your own jokes.

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Oh no.....
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Was wondering if ferrarilover would be back. You come across as a jerk, but a highly entertaining one!!
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I Totaly argee with Ferrarilover, this thred is pointless rubish. Get behind the team and we'l be fine
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gulltastic wrote:I Totaly argee with Ferrarilover, this thred is pointless rubish. Get behind the team and we'l be fine
can't guarentee we'll be fine, but it's true threads like this do nothing and for the next 9 games at least the only thing Torquay fans should be doing is offering the team as much encouragement as possible, it really could make all the difference. If you are one of the naysayers who are predicting the end of the world if we go down, just think how much more motivated our players would feel to know that every single Torquay fan is behind them and supporting them, footballers, sometimes rightfully so, are portrayed as arogant and uncaring and I'm sure quite a few are, but at this level, there are many who are just regular blokes with regular problems and hang ups. Get behind the team, be a part of the solution! :)
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Don't forget he has a vested interest..........................he bet on us going down !!!
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Yep - one of the few Torquay fans that was probably gutted that we got a point on Tuesday night
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I hope you're using "fan" in the loosest kind of way, Scott.
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Southampton Gull wrote:Don't forget he has a vested interest..........................he bet on us going down !!!
Who?
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"lucy" that's who.
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ooooooooohhh, thats shameful. :red:

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cambgull wrote:I hope you're using "fan" in the loosest kind of way, Scott.
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You know it makes sense.
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