Borderline Boilers

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 30 Jul 2013, 22:20

Who are your borderline boilers?

The Viz defines a borderline boiler as somebody who makes your eyes says no and your nads say go

Mine:

Carol Vorderman
Mel C
Sue Barker

Post by **Southampton Gull** » 30 Jul 2013, 22:22

You're lying. I know for a fact you would shag Adele before any of those

Debbie Harry
Felicity Kendall
Joanna Lumley

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 30 Jul 2013, 22:28

Adele doesn't make my eyes say no....

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 30 Jul 2013, 23:30

Fern Britton and, er, Clare Balding..

http://fernbritton.com/
http://www.clarebalding.co.uk/

Post by **Southampton Gull** » 30 Jul 2013, 23:42

Gullscorer wrote:Fern Britton and, er, Clare Balding..

NO NO NO !!!

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 31 Jul 2013, 00:14

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 31 Jul 2013, 00:24

They are supposed to be borderline.

Clare Balding?? Making men impotent since 1971

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 31 Jul 2013, 00:26

What about Claire Sweeney? Always had something about her whilst having a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 31 Jul 2013, 09:24

Ellie Harrison http://www.ellie-harrison.com/home.html
Fiona Bruce

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 31 Jul 2013, 11:44

Clare Balding?!! Sue Barker?!! My word! Joanna Lumley?!! She's ok if you're in your 60's I suppose.

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 31 Jul 2013, 12:26

Patsy Kensit is one that gets me too.

Oh, and that ginger bird off Eastenders.

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 31 Jul 2013, 12:27

AustrianAndyGull wrote:Joanna Lumley?!!

The downside to her is, in my opinion, the size of her teeth....would be worried they would catch on something....

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 31 Jul 2013, 12:28

Gullscorer wrote:Ellie Harrison

Nothing borderline about her!!!! She's gorgeous!!

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 31 Jul 2013, 12:43

Scott Brehaut wrote:Patsy Kensit is one that gets me too.

Oh, and that ginger bird off Eastenders.

What Bianca?!!!!

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 31 Jul 2013, 13:23

What about Kirsty Young?

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