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cambgull · Post by **cambgull** » 04 Aug 2013, 13:13

I'd also like to see the look on Prince Charles' face as you walk out pulling up the zip on your jeans.

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 04 Aug 2013, 16:15

christ you buggers would have been beheaded at one time for that kind of talk. but yeah, ya would, just to say you have.

what about camilla or princess anne? too

or would ya ? :devil:

Post by **Southampton Gull** » 04 Aug 2013, 16:28

chunkygull wrote:
what about camilla or princess anne? too or would ya ? :devil:

Let's leave animals out of this please.

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 05 Aug 2013, 00:25

mariska hargitay = olivia benson from law and order:special victims unit. used to be well do-able, but sadly now sliding into boiler status. reportedly the highest paid female in television. has had a boob job (bonus, they look quite nice), but the face seems to be melting into an unrecognisable mound, especially around the eyes, (earlier plastic surgery), the mouth doesnt seem to work properly plus a bit of slurring (too much collagen perhaps), and the facial muscles dont seem to work (botox).

other than that yeah, i would.

just found out on her profile jayne mansfield is/was her mum. damn shame she didnt inherit her mums looks or assets. ding dong. woof, woof.

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 05 Aug 2013, 22:29

what about sven's ex, nancy dell' olio.

no, anybody, anyone, no, really, no-one.

christ, just f***in' me again eh.

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 05 Aug 2013, 23:00

jodie prenger??? :Oops:

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 05 Aug 2013, 23:02

No way!!!!

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 05 Aug 2013, 23:11

the bird worked hard to lose a lot of weight and as long as she abides by the title of the show she was on "i'd do anything " .

yeah, why not.

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 05 Aug 2013, 23:24

chunkygull wrote:the bird worked hard to lose a lot of weight and as long as she abides by the title of the show she was on "i'd do anything " .

yeah, why not.

im sure she does chunk - shes from blackpool!!!

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 05 Aug 2013, 23:53

SuperNickyWroe wrote:jodie prenger??? :Oops:

Nothing wrong with Jodie. Lost a ton of weight and has got a great rack.

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 05 Aug 2013, 23:57

what about old sigourney weaver. i could never work out if i would or not. the best she looked was the bit in ghostbusters when she was possessed, or in galaxy quest in a blonde wig.

still, she's not looking bad for her age though. bit small in the chest area for me (im sure she will be disappointed).

im bloody sure she's henry fonda's illigitimate love child or something she really looks like she could be one of the fonda family.

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 05 Aug 2013, 23:59

Scott Brehaut wrote: Nothing wrong with Jodie. Lost a ton of weight and has got a great rack.

great rack, comes from blackpool so a bit rough and definitely puts out - perfect.

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 06 Aug 2013, 01:10

chunkygull wrote:what about old sigourney weaver. i could never work out if i would or not. the best she looked was the bit in ghostbusters when she was possessed, or in galaxy quest in a blonde wig.

still, she's not looking bad for her age though. bit small in the chest area for me (im sure she will be disappointed).

im bloody sure she's henry fonda's illigitimate love child or something she really looks like she could be one of the fonda family.

I've always liked Anni Lennox.
A little like Ms Weaver, she is getting on a bit, but I think she has aged really well and, in my opinion, looks better now than she did "in her prime"

Oil Beef Hooked · Post by **Oil Beef Hooked** » 06 Aug 2013, 07:38

What about Penny Smith - worth a shot surely!

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 06 Aug 2013, 11:21

as long as she doesnt speak then yeah, she's in. i would (just).

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