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chunkygull wrote:yeah, i was going by the spice girls as they are now. i've got pretty much the same opinion of them now as when they started, except geri was quite do-able in the early days.

they've always divided blokes opinion on which is their type etc.


tv presenter amanda lamb, anyone. she is just about getting to borderline staus now, but yeah, of course.

looking at her profile and a few pics i didnt realise it was her that was in the old scottish widows insurance ads

and she did bikini poses for a lads mag in the 90's.
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to be fair there are lots of pictures online and many would not have her at boiler status yet and some would put her well and truly in the category.

anyway, i would (theres a surprise).

oh yes. ding dong.

and I would too. theres a(nother) surprise................... :}
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Scott Brehaut wrote:Who are your borderline boilers?

The Viz defines a borderline boiler as somebody who makes your eyes says no and your nads say go

Mine:

Carol Vorderman
Mel C
Sue Barker
You must be gay Scott. ^.^
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Are you interested?

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Scott Brehaut wrote:Are you interested?

;-)
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gullno4 wrote:all off eastenders!

Joe Joyner (Tanya branning)
Charlie brooks (Janine butcher)
Jessie wallace (Kat)
Letitia dean (Sharon)
jj - yes,but only if she didnt speak.

cb - no ta.

jw - yes, but hopefully not a bunk up down some alleyway, like the character has a liking for.

ld - after a few pints and again only if she didnt speak.
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gullno4 wrote:all off eastenders!

Joe Joyner (Tanya branning)
Charlie brooks (Janine butcher)
Jessie wallace (Kat)
Letitia dean (Sharon)
uhmm............suppose I would.......... :}

that joe joyner was really fit a few years ago. I met her in Leeds when she was filming that no angels sh*t.

she'd have got it then - and of course now.....
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No way is Jo Joyner a borderline boiler!! She's only a year older than me, and fit as you like.
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that bird julie off coronation street, just checked her real name is caty cavanagh, the blonde one with the jubblies, you know eileens half sister, works in the factory, bit annoying, going out with the headmaster, oh you know the one.

well, would ya?

anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone.....?

just f**kin' me again eh?





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they are lubbly jubblies! but that's about it! maybe with a paper bag!
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chunkygull wrote:that bird julie off coronation street, just checked her real name is caty cavanagh,

Not even with yours would I do that.


Jo Joyner? I'd marry that in an instant :devil:
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Southampton Gull wrote:
Not even with yours would I do that.


Jo Joyner? I'd marry that in an instant :devil:
That Sir would be a massive school boy error ! Sex stops after marriage, has no-one told you this?
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Post by Southampton Gull »

You obviously married the wrong woman mate ;-)
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Well then lads and those who are still not sure or confused.
I am glad I married My wife. looked very good many years ago and still looks great now even though she is now a pensioner. And still with the looks of someone in their 40's
some of you have met her.
She definitely puts some of those so called stars in the shade.
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Julian Clary, David Essex, Georgios Samaras AND Stone Cold Steve Austin...oh yesssssss :devil:
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Westbaygull - I would :)
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