Borderline Boilers

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 25 Aug 2013, 23:11

Haha, I have to agree Chris, chunky that is WRONG MAN!!!! BEA SMITH!! I'm now ill!! (I was before but now I may need an ambulance)

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 25 Aug 2013, 23:14

After watching "Vera" tonight, what about Brenda Blethyn....

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 25 Aug 2013, 23:24

Jesus, you FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 25 Aug 2013, 23:25

May as well add to the sickness and suggest Dot Cotton.

Post by **Southampton Gull** » 25 Aug 2013, 23:38

AustrianAndyGull wrote:May as well add to the sickness and suggest Dot Cotton.

Awayday would as long as she blue-rinsed her hair

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 26 Aug 2013, 00:03

i reckon those of us on this thread are getting as bad as the bishop of bath and wells (first 20 secs) - :devil:

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Oil Beef Hooked · Post by **Oil Beef Hooked** » 26 Aug 2013, 00:11

chunkygull wrote:just noticed channel 5 are showing a new austrailian show - wentworth prison. which is a remake of the hugely popular cult classic, prisoner cell block H.

well if its anything like the original then there could potentially be plenty of candidates to discuss on this thread.

come on lads be honest, who would have done bea smith.

would i ?

Hucking fell Chunks :~D. Next you'll be saying Pat Butcher is worth a go!

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 26 Aug 2013, 01:30

what, ya mean you wouldnt?

thats one fine figure of a woman right there!

eh, pat was a bit of a go'er in her younger days i'll have you know.

as for bea, think about it a dominant, strong female figure, natural redhead, bit 'a cushion for the pushin', not a looker so probably grateful to get some and would be quite easy and willing to do just about anything and would be really gagging for it as she is in prison.

just joking, im not that bad, honest! :}

cambgull · Post by **cambgull** » 26 Aug 2013, 14:16

Lily Savage.

Oh wait, I thought this thread was about people you'd like to boil.

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 27 Aug 2013, 12:52

Scott Brehaut wrote:After watching "Vera" tonight, what about Brenda Blethyn....

hope you were p155sed when you wrote this.

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 27 Aug 2013, 23:34

fern britton, when she looks like this, being really thin doesnt suit her!

am i really bad?

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 27 Aug 2013, 23:40

SuperNickyWroe wrote:
hope you were p155sed when you wrote this.

No, it was a tongue in cheek comment after seeing some of the crazy suggestions on the previous pages.

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 27 Aug 2013, 23:49

how about jennifer coolidge - "stiflers mom" in the american pie films, and been in loads of american $h1t.

probably more MILF than boiler but must be getting on and nearly old enough to be borderline.

holy $h1t, just checked, she is 52 tomorrow. only 14 years age difference between us.

i would.

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Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 30 Aug 2013, 12:11

oh she'd get it chunk.

what a great pair of top bo**ocks! =D

oh and belinda carlisle.....................ding dong.

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 30 Aug 2013, 17:21

Just seen an advert above my tufc screen saying GET A FREE BOILER!

Oh and Fern Britten. If it were her, me and a llama left on the planet then the future inhabitants of the new world would have long legs, long necks and massive bellies.

Oh and lots of hair.

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