FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

[Gullscorer]

Jeremy and Isaac are out having a celebratory lunch after closing a deal. At the end of the meal, the waiter comes over and asks, "OK, gentlemen, will it be tea or coffee for you?"
"I’ll have a glass of lemon tea," replies Jeremy.
"Me too," says Isaac, "and make sure the glass is clean."
Five minutes later, the waiter returns with two lemon teas on his tray. As he’s about to hand them out, he says: "Who asked for the clean glass?"

[Gullscorer]

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[cambgull]

Dear God, Gullscorer. Are you capable of making a post without mentioning Feminism? Yes, I get that you're opposed to it. I guess that you wish to suppress it, but it's getting really friggin' boring now.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Dear God, Gullscorer. Are you capable of making a post without mentioning Feminism? Yes, I get that you're opposed to it. I guess that you wish to suppress it, but it's getting really friggin' boring now.

Come on Luke, it's a disorder. I've got it about Bodin.

[Gullscorer]

Luke, of my previous 15 posts on this thread, just one was a link to a short video featuring a woman talking about her opposition to feminism. If that bored you, you didn't have to watch it. You are perfectly free to add posts of your own which you think may be of interest. But, searching through this thread, so far as I can see, the last time you posted here was on 9 August 2012.

Since when, I have posted numerous jokes and Youtube links, and (unless I've miscounted) just four posts about feminism (one of them a link to an entertaining speech by Edwina Curry), plus a video link about men suffering domestic violence, in over 14 months. There have been no complaints about my posts on this thread, none at all, except for your last one, which perhaps says more about yourself than about any of my posts..?!
Furthermore, many of the jokes I posted were Jewish ones... :na:

[Gullscorer]

Which reminds me, the Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti homini" - Blessed be mankind.

A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that he had blessed all of mankind, but not womankind.
So the next day, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti homini, et tuti femini" - Blessed be mankind and womankind.

The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said they had noticed that he had blessed mankind and womankind and asked if he could also bless those who are gay. The Pope said, "OK." The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti homini, et tuti femini, et tuti fruiti."

[EmetEdadsBeard]

Went round MC Hammers house this morning. It was crap, he wouldn't let me touch f**k all!

[chunkygull]

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yeah, i know, not vey mature. but it made me laugh.

im not very grown up, am i? :Oops:

[Gullscorer]

But you're catching up quickly with the rest of us.. =D

[Gullscorer]

Love these Cyanide and Happiness videos:

[Scott Brehaut]

What does a man with a two foot cock have for breakfast?

Well, this morning I had a boiled egg....

[Gullscorer]

It's the first day at school for little Nathan. As soon as his first lesson begins, the teacher tells everyone, "Now listen all of you. If at any time during the lesson any one of you needs to go to the toilet, all you have to do is to hold up your hand."
After a moment of thinking about what he's just heard, Nathan asks, "How will that help, teacher?" :-o

[HeavenAndHele]

Why should you never go on a pub crawl with a Torquay player?

They only get one round in...

[chunkygull]

if you are a fan or even just a casual viewer of doctor who you will realise the enormity of this mini episode and how monumental it is. released last night (its on the bbc red button) as a prequel and part of the plot for the doctor who 50th anniversary story - day of the doctor.

you can tell it doesnt quite have the same budget or detail as the usual episodes and it does seem a bit rushed but the content is incredible.

this is probably the biggest moment in doctor who since the series returned in 2005 -

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