Cats are great

[stevegull]

Nice one Steve!

Only on this forum/topic could I post about insuring a table and get a response saying 'Nice one'!!! What a place to be!

[chunkygull]

just another example to prove that cats might be great, but dogs are awesome and cool. check this guy out -

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i can just imagine if he could talk he would sound like samuel l jackson, it would be like "bitch, get me another beer, and wheres the muthaf**in' remote control".

or he could even sound like morgan freeman, "when i was a young pup, times were hard back then, there were 9 of us in our family and at feeding time mom had just enough to go around for all of us".

[AustrianAndyGull]

[AustrianAndyGull]

They still are you know.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Mine has just vomited rodent innards on the kitchen floor! Ahhh bless.

[SuperNickyWroe]

mine fetched me a squirrel last week.

bless. :no:

[AustrianAndyGull]

[chunkygull]

thats nothing, my dog threw up all over the back seat of the car once and due to the smell and the visual, which i just cant describe, i deduced that for his previous meal he had been dining on his own faeces.

yeah, bless.

didnt i say before, cats are great, but dogs are awesome and cool, well not that bloody day they werent, that day, that particular dog nearly ended up homeless. :no:

[AustrianAndyGull]

Glad to have some light hearted inane banter again Chunky!

[chunkygull]

cats might be still great, but dogs are still awesome and cool, check this out, a cat wouldnt do it, in fact they would just look at you with disdain and disgust, with a stare that says you can pi$$ off, but the dog does it -

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thought the owner was a d1ck though, getting the dog to do all that and give no reward.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Chunks, the bloke was reinforcing the desired behaviour throughout with praise and I presume the dog accepts that as it's reward and so it is perfectly happy (if you excuse the anthropomorphic terminology). A reward can come in many forms to a dog dependant on what you use to positively reinforce it's behaviour. Food, a praise, a pat on the head or anything really that the dog wants and will do things for.

Sorry mate, just got my doggy head on again!! I look like Scrappy Doo now!

[chunkygull]

fair enough. i loved the beer and fridge bit, i just felt he went a bit ott with the sit, up, down, roll over more than once. like you say the dog loves to please and praise may be the desired reward. great dog though.

[Glostergull]

mine fetched me a squirrel last week.

bless. :no:

Awe Come on. ALan Knill did that once. been done before. Nothing special

[Gullscorer]

I think my cat's a feminist. She seems to have a definite sense of entitlement. And she's certainly privileged..

[Gullscorer]

This is why I never get enough sleep:

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By the way, its a myth, in fact a malicious falsehood put about by cat haters, that cats kill babies by sleeping on them. It's dogs that attack people and kill young kids, and even though there's a law against it they still leave their poo on pavements as booby traps for the unwary.. I speak from personal experience, and if I ever find out who that dog owner is...