FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Alpine Joe · Post by **Alpine Joe** » 07 Mar 2014, 20:06

As well as making Lord Reith spin in his grave, I'd guess this is just as likely to make the licence fee paying British public cry rather than laugh.

Savile, golden handshakes, BBC3, Chris Patten, Stuart Hall, The One Show.....it's not been a particularly good 21st century for the BBC so far.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK945FI9 ... detailpage

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 07 Mar 2014, 20:24

BBC3..?? Good riddance..!!

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 08 Mar 2014, 08:40

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 08 Mar 2014, 17:33

It is with great sadness that I have to announce after just over 3 years, the death of this thread. I've had some good times on here, laughed at some of the FUNNY jokes posted, even been voted King of this particular section of the site, but I'm afraid the time has come. There's no need to elaborate on why I've come to this conclusion, anyone who's been reading it (if there's anyone left) will know the reason.
I tried to revive it, tried to get it back on track but to no avail. I might consider setting up a jokes only thread in the future, but that would depend on me being the mod for the thread to keep it on track, but can't see that happening.
So I'll leave you with a couple or three of gems, hope you find them funny

I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki.
It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot or a Frenchman a ****.

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. "wifi", not "wife". Sorry again. :-o

I had an argument with a chav in Tesco about the last bottle of washing up liquid, so I squirted it all over him.

He's now a mild green lairy thick kid.

Thankyou and goodbye.

Glostergull · Post by **Glostergull** » 08 Mar 2014, 22:43

Sorry to hear you have given up Hope. I thought having followed United for years you would be used to it by now and well past this point. But nethertheless I will still look up this thread in the hope that someone may laugh at my new jokes. lol

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 15 Mar 2014, 17:26

A young executive is working late one evening. As he comes out of his office about 8 PM he sees the Big Boss standing by the shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand.

"Do you know how to work this thing?" the older man asks. "My secretaryâ€™s gone home and I donâ€™t know how to run it."

"Yes, sir," says the young executive, who turns on the machine, takes the paper from the other man, and feeds it in.

"Now," says his boss, "I just need the one copy."

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 15 Mar 2014, 17:41

Two chickens were chatting around the coop.
"That big rooster next door made a pass at me!" one exclaimed.
"Really? Did you provoke him?"
"Well, I egged him on a little."

Glostergull · Post by **Glostergull** » 16 Mar 2014, 18:23

Gullscorer wrote:Two chickens were chatting around the coop.
"That big rooster next door made a pass at me!" one exclaimed.
"Really? Did you provoke him?"
"Well, I egged him on a little."

Oh Groan. Well I expect the Yokes on you!

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 16 Mar 2014, 20:01

It was a cheep joke.. :~D

Glostergull · Post by **Glostergull** » 21 Mar 2014, 19:17

Gullscorer wrote:It was a cheep joke.. :~D

I am indeed relieved you didn't pay much for it. I would have encouraged you to get a refund. lol

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 23 Mar 2014, 14:09

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Glostergull · Post by **Glostergull** » 23 Mar 2014, 14:57

One day I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
I said. "I would like to live forever".
Sorry said the fairy. I cannot grant wishes like that.
I was disapointed. But the Fairy said. " As I can't grant that wish you still have one wish".
Ok I said." I would like to see Torquay United win the Champions league".
"You craft sod said the fairy".

Glostergull · Post by **Glostergull** » 23 Mar 2014, 14:59

whats the funniest piece of equipment in the kitchen.
Your washing machine.
Cos It keeps taking the pee out your pants!

Glostergull · Post by **Glostergull** » 23 Mar 2014, 15:08

Doctor doctor. I think I am a cowboy.
Oh Well how long do you think you have been a cowboy
Well I think it's about a Yeehaaar.

Glostergull · Post by **Glostergull** » 23 Mar 2014, 15:10

Doctor doctor. I feel like a clock that's always hungry.
Why do you think that.
I keep going back for seconds.

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