TUFC Ladies Thread

cambgull · Post by **cambgull** » 04 Jun 2014, 20:32

We have some rather attractive female football players...

ferrarilover · Post by **ferrarilover** » 05 Jun 2014, 01:02

Big as I'm assured you are, they'd deck you soon as look at you. These are some tough girls. Still, don't let that put you off coming.

Matt.

cambgull · Post by **cambgull** » 05 Jun 2014, 04:04

I was making a joke about public masturbation but I'm seemingly in a fight with some ladies football players now. This escalated quickly.

Post by **Dave** » 05 Jun 2014, 09:28

cambgull wrote:I was making a joke about public masturbation but I'm seemingly in a fight with some ladies football players now. This escalated quickly.

Female footballers by and large tend to have a better sense of humour than many a man, turn up, engage in some banter, wait for them to de-bag you, and don't attempt to resist, you'll be just fine..

cambgull · Post by **cambgull** » 06 Jun 2014, 11:40

forevertufc wrote: Female footballers by and large tend to have a better sense of humour than many a man, turn up, engage in some banter, wait for them to de-bag you, and don't attempt to resist, you'll be just fine..

Some of them are more than welcome to pull my trousers down!

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 06 Jun 2014, 12:28

cambgull wrote: Some of them are more than welcome to pull my trousers down!

Imagine the disappointment when they do though

:na:

cambgull · Post by **cambgull** » 06 Jun 2014, 12:50

Scott Brehaut wrote: Imagine the disappointment when they do though

:na:

You can imagine my penis all you want, Scott.

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 06 Jun 2014, 13:25

Gentlemen, please.. There may be ladies present..

cambgull · Post by **cambgull** » 06 Jun 2014, 13:47

What if they're feminists? In fact, the law of averages would suggest that at least 1 of the ladies football team is a feminist. What then?

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 06 Jun 2014, 15:12

cambgull wrote:What if they're feminists? In fact, the law of averages would suggest that at least 1 of the ladies football team is a feminist. What then?

Read my last post on the Banter Board's 'A Woman Manager in the Men's Game' thread..

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 04 Jul 2014, 16:34

A reminder that the ladies at long last can be seen in a game at Plainmoor, tomorrow, Saturday 5 July at 1pm. I've no idea who they're playing, but I'm sure they'll win..

ferrarilover · Post by **ferrarilover** » 04 Jul 2014, 17:54

Not sure who they're playing?

It's Exeter City, fer Christ's sake!

Matt.

Dutchgull · Post by **Dutchgull** » 04 Jul 2014, 19:41

Oh yes the ladies with their names on the back of their shirts !!

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 04 Jul 2014, 22:24

ferrarilover wrote:Not sure who they're playing?
It's Exeter City, fer Christ's sake!
Matt.

Exeter City? Men's team or Ladies' team..??

Post by **Colorado Gull** » 05 Jul 2014, 19:53

Our ladies team lost 7-1 this afternoon against Exeter ladies.

Exeter opened the scoring from a penalty. The score line was 1-1 after a fantastic strike by Louisa Crook (I think it was). After that, it seemed to all go downhill. However, we have some good players in that side and if we sort out our defence, use the right wing a little more and get some shots at goal, we should have a competitive ladies side.

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