Things you'd like to see in your lifetime

[Southampton Gull]

We drew 2-2 at the last game, cracking day. Maybe it's time to arrange another one.

[Trojan 67]

We drew 2-2 at the last game, cracking day. Maybe it's time to arrange another one.

One thing is for sure, we won't be playing.

We can however be the Pat Evans and Claire Raynor that get right up their inbred noses and turn a formal win into a riotous rout.

:devil: :devil:

[Southampton Gull]

Oh I'll play, don't worry about that

They'll be so busy trying to kick me we'll score a hatful

[Trojan 67]

Oh I'll play, don't worry about that

They'll be so busy trying to kick me we'll score a hatful

I'll be yer sponge man, I'll turn up with no money and you buy all the Magners.

[HRG]

I'll be yer sponge man, I'll turn up with no money and you buy all the Magners.

That is all.

[Trojan 67]

Magners isn't the only drink I like.

I drink Natch, Blackthorn and Strongbow.

John Smiths, Ruddles and Abbots.

Guinness, Murphys, Fosters, Carling, Carlsberg, Stella, 1664 (can't spell Kronenburg) and anything else the bruv has in his fridge.

[Southampton Gull]

Magners isn't the only drink I like.

I drink Natch, Blackthorn and Strongbow.

John Smiths, Ruddles and Abbots.

Guinness, Murphys, Fosters, Carling, Carlsberg, Stella, 1664 (can't spell Kronenburg) and anything else the bruv has in his fridge.

Urine samples?

[Trojan 67]

Urine samples?[/quote]


I don't take the piss, no.

[Trojan 67]

Urine samples?[/quote]


I don't take the piss, no.

Take a piss, aye, and more regularly than most and so would you if you emptied a fridge with that lot in it. I'm not popular with the bruv at the moment. I wonder why ?

[Southampton Gull]

Perhaps he wants his loo back?

[Trojan 67]

[quote="Southampton Gull"]Perhaps he wants his loo back?[/quote



Bruv has a first class wife, and if I f*ck up the protocol of the seat, then I won't be invited around for any more excellent dinners, meaning I won't be able to launch further raids on the fridge.

[Trojan 67]

Back on topic :

Bruv in his lifetime, would like to see his bruv deliver a shipload of various ales, stouts and ciders to replenish what's been robbed from his stash.

I do the important thing first, I make sure his wife is never short of her favourite Bacardi thus ensuring I get my dinners.

[Southampton Gull]

I cook my own, none of this recipe book tosh for me, I remember the fabulous meals my Mother cooked when I was a child and even my Father tells me my cooking reminds him of the way she cooked. If you ever make it up this way I'll lay on a spread

[Scott Brehaut]

Dave is a bloody excellent cook.

More chilli anybody......

[HRG]

I'm not brave enough to make up my own recipes yet.
Cooking can be quite theraputic, I go in the kitchen to escape the chaos and noise.
Good times.