Gilbert f*kin Banned!

BayGull · Post by **BayGull** » 29 Dec 2015, 14:13

Disgraceful!
What is the world coming to.

http://www.torquayheraldexpress.co.uk/T ... story.html

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 29 Dec 2015, 14:23

Thats disgraceful! What is the world coming to.

Come on lads we cant have that, you have to go and win those one for Gilbert now.

I can only imagine what Wivelgull's going to say.

Dave_Pougher · Post by **Dave_Pougher** » 29 Dec 2015, 14:24

If Gilbert's not allowed to attend then neither will I !

(Probably wasn't going anyway)

Post by **Dave** » 29 Dec 2015, 14:42

Gilbert banned.....

brucie · Post by **brucie** » 29 Dec 2015, 16:11

Tinpot Club - no fans - Pathetic.

Added in :
Tinpot Club - no fans - Pathetic.

stefano · Post by **stefano** » 29 Dec 2015, 16:32

I agree with Brucie

Post by **Southampton Gull** » 29 Dec 2015, 18:06

I agree with stefano but not brucie

gullintwoplaces · Post by **gullintwoplaces** » 29 Dec 2015, 18:18

This is clearly discrimination against non vegan seagulls. F**ing outrageous, and probably a breach of the Wildlife and Countryside Act.

taxilady · Post by **taxilady** » 29 Dec 2015, 19:34

If we all went in fancy dress as Gilbert ,would they let us in ?

Dave_Pougher · Post by **Dave_Pougher** » 29 Dec 2015, 20:05

taxilady wrote:If we all went in fancy dress as Gilbert ,would they let us in ?

BRILLIANT!

But there's probably a reasonable explanation, like, they've been shit on enough by Gulls already this week?

gullintwoplaces · Post by **gullintwoplaces** » 29 Dec 2015, 21:02

taxilady wrote:If we all went in fancy dress as Gilbert ,would they let us in ?

Carrying a bag of sausages, just for the vegans.

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 29 Dec 2015, 21:17

The reasons FGR give are absolute nonsense. It's obviously sour grapes because we thrashed them. They're all nuts. Give them a load of raspberries when they run onto the pitch. And ban their mascot from Plainmoor indefinitely..

ferrarilover · Post by **ferrarilover** » 29 Dec 2015, 23:49

I'm taking milk. And a sausage roll. And a scotch egg. And cocktail sausages.

I suggest we all do and have a meatylicious picnic at half time.

Matt.

Kernowgull · Post by **Kernowgull** » 30 Dec 2015, 00:33

A couple of songs for the game

Meat, meat, wherever we may be, we eat meat cos its luverley, we won't eat tofu, that's for twats, I'm more likely to eat some cats ( tune, lord of the Dance)

Gilbert's not here cos Dale Vince cooked him in a pie, cooked him in a pie, cooked him in a pie.

It's full of beef, its full of beef, its full of... , my pasty's full of beef

wivelgull · Post by **wivelgull** » 30 Dec 2015, 09:24

Oh no! Absolute disaster! Quick, everyone: go to the match as GILBERT and when the silly old Green devil comes on to the pitch leap on him and kick his head in. Good old Gilbert! Goood old brucie! Good old United! Stuff the political correctness, stuff the Green devil, stuff FGR. Up Gilbert!!
Better still, smuggle Gilbert in and then when we score our fourth goal unleash him (in full dancing mode) onto the FGR farm yackers.

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