Cats are great

[Gullscorer]

The black and white tw(c)at that keeps climbing my trees where the birds are currently building their nests, trying to jump the birds that come to my feeders and shatting in MY garden (yes its MY territory, not its!) will be down a foooookin grate as soon as I get my hands on it.
I hate them with a passion, pet ownership without responsibility.

Just to point out, old chap, that this is the Cats are Great thread. Your comment(s) probably belong on the Whinge, Moan and Rant thread..

[chunkygull]

Thought you might like this Andy!

[Glostergull]

Tables Tables tables. I'm starting the table defence league. action for safe conduct of tables through war town countries. Protection of Disused tables and a retirement home for tables of stature.
There! I've said it now. I've come out. i'm. aa a a water table.

[Gullscorer]

Yep, tables need protecting. They're always being put upon. My cat's always jumping on tables (albeit with the help of nearby chairs). If other cats do this, tables could be endangered as a species. Cats can run faster than tables; my cat being an odd exception..

[ferrarilover]

It's been proved that nine out of ten single people who sit at home and have conversations with their cats are mentally disturbed.


My dog's full of useful information like that...

Matt.

[Gullscorer]

My cat's always very affectionate when she wants something (usually food, sometimes the thermostat turned up). The rest of the time she's always most disdainful. I can never understand why. Any ideas?

[Glostergull]

Tables must be way greater than cats or dogs. the proof of the pudding is plain for all to see on this forum look at the number of posts members have made about where we are in the table and how to climb up the table. yes you heard it hear first !

[Glostergull]

ok peeps. so cats are so great are they. well i see that the Scots have come to their senses and are going to make the cat the national scapecat. see for yourselves. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/ ... 3020658754. you heard it heere first guys lol.

[Gullscorer]

If Scotland is ever foolish enough to leave the UK, Scottish cats will go wild..

[RaleighLan]

I have 6 cats and a dog lol.