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Post by **Trojan 67** » 15 Jan 2021, 16:38

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EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 19 Mar 2021, 17:06

Last night I dreamed I'd played a football match on a surface of crushed concrete and broken bricks.

We won 4-3 on aggregate.

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 19 Mar 2021, 17:12

Just been bird spotting with Sinead O’Connor

so far it’s been seven owls and 15 jays :}

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 19 Mar 2021, 17:13

The inventor of double entendres passed away last night

His wife is taking it really hard

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 19 Mar 2021, 17:15

A mateof mine went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials. He said: 'We've got whale meat, or whale meat, or whale meat... Or we've got the Vera Lynn.'
'What's the Vera Lynn?' asked my mate.

'Whale meat again..........

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 19 Mar 2021, 17:17

A mate of mine with a stutter has passed away in prison.

He died before he could finish his sentence.

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 19 Mar 2021, 17:20

The Amazon delivery driver asked me what time it was.

"Somewhere between 8 in the morning and 6 at night," I replied. :slap:

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 19 Mar 2021, 17:22

I just heard a woodpecker call me paranoid in morse code.

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 19 Mar 2021, 17:24

Just been chatting to a mate of mine from Liverpool. He's only spent £3 on his Mum for Mother's Day.

I said that's a bit stingy.

He said "That's all she had in her purse"

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 19 Mar 2021, 17:26

How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whatever............... :-|

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 19 Mar 2021, 17:27

The annual ruler twanging World championships are being held in the Dordogne region of France this year. :Oops:

EmetEdadsBeard · Post by **EmetEdadsBeard** » 18 Apr 2021, 09:17

A Viking is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears.

"What's the matter?" asks the Viking.

"Oh," sobs the old lady. "I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets."

"No problem," says the Viking, lifting her onto his back. "I'll take you."

He strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.

At the other end the old lady's husband is waiting with her wheelchair.

"I'd really like to thank you," says the old lady as the Viking sets her back down in the chair, "but I don't even know who you are!"

He just waves and walks off.

"I was really worried about you," says the old lady's husband. "What have you been doing?"

She replies, "Well, I've been through the desserts on a Norse with no name."

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