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[Heritage gull]

Hallelujah! Drivers who give you the irrits are not restricted to Oz-land after all! ...You need to change lanes, see an appropriate-sized gap in the next lane, indicate with sufficient time and just as you move to merge, the stupid eejit in the next lane speeds up to prevent you merging in front of him (sorry chaps -it is usually a him). What is the point?! The eejit gets to the next stop light 5 micro seconds before you? Makes him a winner then? Grrrrrr

[AustrianAndyGull]

Yeah hg, i actually forgot about that one but here's two others that are similar. Firstly if you are behind a motorist in the central lane of the motorway for abit then decide to do a quick speed up and get past, once you are level with them they speed up too so you have to therefore go twice as fast as you were initially just to get past the moron. The other day i was in the wrong lane at some lights and there was this young slapper in a souped up sports car in the inside lane and me in the outside. I indicated to go in her lane as there was a slip road approaching which i needed to take but she wouldn't let me out, i then sped up really fast so that i could overtake her and cut in (safely obviously) and the then sped up herself so that i had to end up braking hard so that i could finally pull over BEHIND her and take the slip road just in time. Thanks love you minger!!!!!!

Notice to women: The contents of this post in no way indicate that i think all women drivers are slappers or mingers! A lot of them don't know how to drive a fecking car though!

[EmetEdadsBeard]

Yeah hg, i actually forgot about that one but here's two others that are similar. Firstly if you are behind a motorist in the central lane of the motorway for abit then decide to do a quick speed up and get past, once you are level with them they speed up too so you have to therefore go twice as fast as you were initially just to get past the moron. The other day i was in the wrong lane at some lights and there was this young slapper in a souped up sports car in the inside lane and me in the outside. I indicated to go in her lane as there was a slip road approaching which i needed to take but she wouldn't let me out, i then sped up really fast so that i could overtake her and cut in (safely obviously) and the then sped up herself so that i had to end up braking hard so that i could finally pull over BEHIND her and take the slip road just in time. Thanks love you minger!!!!!!

Notice to women: The contents of this post in no way indicate that i think all women drivers are slappers or mingers! A lot of them don't know how to drive a fecking car though!

Glad I didn't say that Andy, you'd NEVER catch me agreeing with anything so obvio.........errr sexist!

[AustrianAndyGull]

Haha yeah right Emet! Notice how i saved myself from the wrath of the opposite sex by saying that ' a lot of them' don't know how to drive rather than all of them? That way i've got an escape route!

[Heritage gull]

"...this young slapper in a souped up sports car..."
Andy it was probably a footballers wife - Premier league of course. Am sure the wholesome TUFC lads have lovely WAGs who are all good drivers! (£)

[Aussie]

"...this young slapper in a souped up sports car..."
Andy it was probably a footballers wife - Premier league of course. Am sure the wholesome TUFC lads have lovely WAGs who are all good drivers! (£)

One or two of the Footballers might disagree with you on that one!

[Heritage gull]

Which bit mate....the LOVELY WAGs or GOOD DRIVERS?

[Aussie]

Which bit mate....the LOVELY WAGs or GOOD DRIVERS?

The question mark hovers over the driving ability!
On another note I just found VB 6 packs in Morrisons supermarket so bought them out of all their stock! 30 tinnies should last till tommorow!

[Heritage gull]

Good God man. Drink up. That should only last until kick-off! 8-]

[Glostergull]

Yeah hg, i actually forgot about that one but here's two others that are similar. Firstly if you are behind a motorist in the central lane of the motorway for abit then decide to do a quick speed up and get past, once you are level with them they speed up too so you have to therefore go twice as fast as you were initially just to get past the moron. The other day i was in the wrong lane at some lights and there was this young slapper in a souped up sports car in the inside lane and me in the outside. I indicated to go in her lane as there was a slip road approaching which i needed to take but she wouldn't let me out, i then sped up really fast so that i could overtake her and cut in (safely obviously) and the then sped up herself so that i had to end up braking hard so that i could finally pull over BEHIND her and take the slip road just in time. Thanks love you minger!!!!!!

Notice to women: The contents of this post in no way indicate that i think all women drivers are slappers or mingers! A lot of them don't know how to drive a fecking car though!

Or you could have delayed slightly and let her pull ahead and with early indication then pulled in behind as I am sure there would have been a very nice TUFC fan slow up to let you in. You don't need to speed up to overtake. Let them go after all you have nothing to prove. Right!
The next time of course you could look well in advance and notice that your lane was coming up lol.
Ex driving instructor hehe.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Points noted GG!

[SuperNickyWroe]

Ok nearly most of Hull but deffo all of Barnsley

and chesterfield..................... =D

[Heritage gull]

Good God man. Drink up. That should only last until kick-off! 8-]

Aussie-mate. Got through those 30 cans of VB yet?

[Aussie]

Aussie-mate. Got through those 30 cans of VB yet?

Nearly mate, got myself a stash of V.B. Stubbies as well now!

[Southampton Gull]

Stop drinking it with lemonade you big girl