Whinge, Moan, Rant And Anything Else Put It Here ...

[Scott Brehaut]

Austrianandygull.

Have you ever met a more miserable bugger in your life??!!
I can't find more than two threads where he hasn't moaned about something.
Come down south - it's less stressful, full of southerners and people who talk properly.

[AustrianAndyGull]

Hey Scott, i praised you for your sterling work in doing the prediction league on the MOM thread. I wish i hadn't have bothered now!

Oh and THAT was a positive post so............ :na:

[AustrianAndyGull]

Oh and i AM coming down south, on monday for a week in dartmoor and to see the mighty Gulls play Aldershot on tuesday! Happy Days! ( another positive post so that makes two ) :na:

[AustrianAndyGull]

Oh and i love cats so that makes three positive posts.

[Scott Brehaut]

You were going so well and then you mentioned the cats....

[AustrianAndyGull]

I make no apologies. They are feckin hilarious!

[EmetEdadsBeard]

England have a winning side and need to beat Sri Lanka to progress. I've had a stupid dream o:) that they've dropped Bresnan, Briggs and Keiswetter and recalled Dernbach , Patel and Bopara -as a bowler ffs! Oh shit, it wasn't a dream ! Check out of the hotel Broad you **** :slap: , tournament over!

[Glostergull]

GGrrrrrrrrrr Gnash. Arrgghhhhh
People came into my shop this morning who when asked if there was anything I could do for them replied " No we are just looking around, We don't buy anything we aint into models. We just have nothing to do and had to burn off time. so we came in here to use up that time,
For goodness sakes. What do they think I have to do in my day. I had to sit for 20 minutes doing practicaly nothing while they mooned around the shop. uselessly. Wasting my time as well. I had to stop working on a commision in the workshop while they wasted their time. that cost me another 15quid.Ggggrrrrrrrrrrr
Wouldnt have been so bad if they had said they would spread the word, but they seemed to dim to work out why they existed. and it was obvious they didn't have a job either. Go get a job then maybe you will get a life and stop wasting our time.

There! thats got it off me chest and got the thread back on track to to being miserable. There's nowt so much fun as miserable!

[AustrianAndyGull]

You're not wrong there GG! Being a right misery guts is what keeps us going!

I'll continue that theme with a brief but salient point. Do the FA seriously think that spending 100 odd million on a new state of the art sports complex such at St George's Park is seriously going to ensure England win the World Cup? Message to FA: It's the attitude, skill and unconventionalism of football coaches that see talent in players and help nurture them to become top class players. It isn't how many showers are in the building or how many changing rooms or pitches you have or how much money you can throw at it. It's coaches who have more brain cells than those at the FA who know their onions and they can help England win the World Cup NOT THE SUITS WHO GET PAID FORTUNES TO WASTE MONEY! Sadly England won't win the World Cup in my lifetime because the FA have people in charge who haven't got a feckin clue and are being left behind because, as per usual, they think it's all about money.

[Glostergull]

You're not wrong there GG! Being a right misery guts is what keeps us going!

I'll continue that theme with a brief but salient point. Do the FA seriously think that spending 100 odd million on a new state of the art sports complex such at St George's Park is seriously going to ensure England win the World Cup? Message to FA: It's the attitude, skill and unconventionalism of football coaches that see talent in players and help nurture them to become top class players. It isn't how many showers are in the building or how many changing rooms or pitches you have or how much money you can throw at it. It's coaches who have more brain cells than those at the FA who know their onions and they can help England win the World Cup NOT THE SUITS WHO GET PAID FORTUNES TO WASTE MONEY! Sadly England won't win the World Cup in my lifetime because the FA have people in charge who haven't got a feckin clue and are being left behind because, as per usual, they think it's all about money.

It's not just the coaches. The players need to take a long long hard look at themselves. Too long they have followed the money. Too long they have sold the game down the river. too long they have worried more about the next girl they can bed. If i were Engurland Manager I would make them play for their country for nought. The Club pays them more than enough.
Hey Guys
Playing for your country is a privilege. It's not and never should be about money. If your picked to play for Your country you should stand proud and forgo money and instead show some real pride in who you play for. Then maybe you might just have a shout at getting to the next finals or even progressing to the qaurter finals.
Finito!

[AustrianAndyGull]

To be fair GG i believe the England players donate their match fees to charity but you're right that they shouldn't get any monetary recompense for representing their country. When i first started watching football it was in the late 80's and i'll always remember the pride and passion and excitement amongst the England players and fans whenever England played. These were the days of Butcher, Robson, Lineker, Beardsley, Barnes, Shilton, Wilkins, Reid et al. They all wore the shirt with nothing but 100% desire and gave everything and it was good to watch. Not like Austria then when we had a full team sporting porno mullets and a keeper dressed in illuminous stripes and called Klaus Lindenberger! ( Gerhard Rodax was quality though ). Nowadays we all get a sense that the players aren't particularly bothered about representing England and that filters through the whole football family and has devalued international football massively. I used to think that all the players cared about was money but in terms of England, it's because they would prefer to play for their clubs now. Playing for England has lost it's appeal.

[Glostergull]

Not sure the generation you mentioned were not that little bit mercenary. I think this all started off when the Bosman ruling came in. Up to then money in football was at a reasonable level then it took off. Going back to Bobby Charlton and Moore etc is the last time i remember them playing with any real passion and then course we won.

[AustrianAndyGull]

The Kindle, can anyone tell me what the f*ck that's all about?!! Spend over a hundred quid on yet ANOTHER piece of technology just so you can read a book. Clever b*stard! Not content with the ipad, ipod, iphone, ilife ( not happened yet but it will, it is where you are totally become devoid of using your own brain to function because you let gadgets do it for you so you use an ilife ), tablet, 3d, hd, the list is endless. You just have to take the p*ss and use a piece of tecnology in order for you to read a book. I mean it's not as if it is more convenient, you need to carry it around with you at the risk of it being broken or damaged or stolen, you have to charge it up, you can't read it in the bath. I can buy a second hand book for 50p from my local charity shop and so long as it is printed on recyclable paper from sustainable forests then bobs your uncle. No depleting the electricity supplies like you do with a kindle. Sometimes i think it is just technology for the sake of it. You can't beat the smell and feel of a book so ditch the kindles and get back into your libraries, charity shops and bookshops you lazy *$£%*@#!

[AustrianAndyGull]

How the hell did these people who abused residents in a care home get jobs in the first place?!!! As someone who has tattoos and is not the most attractive of human specimens i can hardly have a pop at people of similar appearance but those animals were f*cking oddballs!! Piercings everywhere, mohicans, jowels touching their kneecaps the list is endless. Who interviewed these people? I can't imagine they can communicate more effectively than a gibbon yet they got paid employment. Not only paid employment but employment CARING for vulnerable people! I can understand if they got a job cleaning toilets or selling chips out of a burger van but to have a responsibilty for other people is frightening.

I must also point out that many care homes use agency staff therefore the turnover is great thus most of them don't have any 'connection' with the place they are working in or the people they are caring for so don't care what the f*ck they do. Secondly many get paid peanuts for doing a dire job so have zero job satisfaction and zero respect for their jobs. And thirdly and most controversially, if my mum is ill I LOOK AFTER HER REGARDLESS AND I DO NOT PUT HER IN A HOME!!! My mum has looked after me since birth and to some extent still does today so if she gets ill i look after her and not pass over my responsibilities to someone else who doesn't give a sh*t just so i can have mimimal disruption to my life. Then they complain their parents are being abused!! If they cared that much then their loved ones wouldn't be in a care home in the first place!!

[AustrianAndyGull]

Browsing the TESCO book section, The Stick Man, The Gruffalo ( sorry Gruff!), Mickey Mouse, Hello Kitty all great kids books i shall be investing in for Christmas. THEN i see them, TULISA - MY STORY, BRUNO TONIOLI - MY STORY , WHAT F*CKING STORY?!!! Tulisa is about 12 years old, has made some desperate pop songs, showed a bit of cleavage and got the gig on X Factor. That's it, that's the story and i have managed to condense it into a sentence. Bruno Tonioli, my story, well i'm sure it's a very insightful read Bruno but the one slight flaw in the plan is that NOBODY GIVES A S*IT!!!!!

Just a word of advice from consumer to celebrity. First of all make sure you are at least 45 years plus before releasing an autobiography and secondly, make sure people actually know who you are.