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Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 12:25
by ferrarilover
PhilGull wrote:I think were Hargreaves to get some positive feedback from the coaching staff and players who were here with Howe it would be a good idea to at least invite him down for a chat. It may be that Hargreaves can work with the attitude a find the player within, there is no doubting his ability.
Yup, no one else stands about waving their arms like a child quite like Rene.

We both want and need football, not dreadful Mansfield Town style hoof it and hope. Rene is a terrible footballer who, but for his penchant for cheeseburgers, wouldn't even carry the meagre goalscoring threat that he does.

And please also don't get carried away with the idea that he was at Burton, who are doing well. He couldn't get a kick for them and they have scored just two goals more than us all season. Hardly like he's been kept out of the Burton side by Luiz Suarez.

Rene had 7 good games where he knocked in some goals, he then had a record of something like one in six and that included penalties which he didn't even win. At the rate he gets goals from open play and the rate at which we get penalties, for our not-less-than-fifteen-hundred-quid a week, he'd be lucky to return one goal.

Forget Rene Howe, he wasn't that good last time he was here and he certainly won't have improved by sitting on the bench for a side who can barely buy a goal themselves.

Much, MUCH better players on the horizon.

Matt.

I posted this an hour ago, but it disappeared.

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 13:04
by diamondgirl
taxilady wrote:link for Rene's signing http://www.newport-county.co.uk/news/ar ... 83717.aspx

wonder if he still gets booked every five minutes ?
Hardly played at Burton, so not that many bookings.

No way do I want him back at TUFC. He bloody stiched us up by not making up his mind, until the very last min, whether to stay or go. :( Never gonna forgive him for that. >:( IMHO he's not that good, anyway.

"ONE DAY HOWE WILL MOVE CLOSER TO HIS FAMILY"

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 15:26
by ferrarilover
I reckon he borrowed Carayol's roadmap of the UK.

Matt.

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 15:29
by SuperNickyWroe
ah, he will fall out with someone in taffy land........

didnt do that well for burton did he really????

anyway he looks like a slightly slimmer version of Isy "the fridge" Christie.

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 15:37
by Bloggy
ferrarilover wrote:I reckon he borrowed Carayol's roadmap of the UK.

Matt.
Must be the same map lent to Carayol by Akinfenwa!
They can't all be that bad at geography can they?

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 16:18
by yellowforever
Signed for Newport County.

Talented. Tainted. A T**t.

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 16:28
by hector
Howe & Zebroski up front - could be worse!

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 16:45
by WiltshireGull
hector wrote:Howe & Zebroski up front - could be worse!
Or could Howe in, be zebroski on the way out and back to plain moor ? ;-)

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 17:06
by ferrarilover
Zedders is injured.

8 goals in 38 appearances between them means 10 goals in a season from your two main strikers. Howe has a worse record this season than Hawley. How many more times is he going to have to be useless before people accept that, basically, he's useless?

10 clubs in 7 years 63 goals in 260 odd apps is less than one in four. He's just not every good at this football thing. He knows only one way to play and he's not even an expert at that.

I'm sure he'd be alright at somewhere like Mansfield or Northampton, where they have 10 other players built to play 70 yard passes up to a fat bloke then hope for the best, but that, for me, really isn't the idea of the game.

Matt.

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Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 18:57
by Trojan 67
ferrarilover wrote:
I'm sure he'd be alright at somewhere like Mansfield or Northampton, where they have 10 other players built to play 70 yard passes up to a fat bloke then hope for the best, but that, for me, really isn't the idea of the game.

Matt.

Why 10? The other useless 9 can huff and puff the ball back to the fat b*st*rd in goal who can kick it down field to the fat b*st*rd up front. Happens in Sunday football all the time.
:nod: (fat b*st*rd Sunday footballer with the whip) -> :whip:

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Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 20:20
by Dave_Pougher
Should be interesting when Rene upsets Zebs, just hope they don't bring down Newport.

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 21:45
by diamondgirl
Ha ha. That's funny Dave. I can picture it now. A bit like a scene from the Keystone cops.

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 21:49
by brucie
Come on Fl - Howe isn't useless, How can you say that when we have Hawley up front. It would be fair to say that we have missed him this season, in fact we havn't had a striker as good as him all season.
That said it wasn't too big a suprise that he didn't do anything at Burton - in fact he would have been better off staying at Torquay.
He may lack application etc etc but as a footballer he is better than any striker we have.

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 22:34
by SteveDeckchair
Erm. I agree with Brucie!!

I is shocked.......

Matt, you really don't like Rene do you? You're letting your personal view affect your objectivity. He was very good for us.

Rene Howe

Posted: 09 Jan 2014, 22:43
by jonnyfive
Undoubted attitude problem, but a superb player when on song.

The PLG always acts like a jilted bride when Rene is mentioned. No value whatsoever in his appraisal.