Man goes to the Doctors complaining that his pen15 is orange. The doctor looks at it and says 'Do you work with chemicals? the man replies 'no' 'Well' the doctor say 'Do you lift heavy equipment? again the man replies 'no'... 'Well, what do you do all day?' asks the doctor...
the man replies 'Watch porn and eat Cheesy Wotsits'
i'll get me coat...
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If your post is made solely to insult someone then it will be deleted despite your wishes to the contrary. People come on here to read and discuss topics not read your juvenile insults you jumped up arrogant little tosspotferrarilover wrote:I wish, if people are going to delete my posts, that they'd either leave the trace of the post there so people can see there has been a post, or at least let me know so I might have the opportunity to amend it myself.
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I've just made myself some of the new blue potato waffles that have been brought out by Birds Eye. :~DScott Brehaut wrote:****grabs the Pringles and settles down to see how this unfolds****
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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chardie wrote:Man goes to the Doctors complaining that his pen15 is orange. The doctor looks at it and says 'Do you work with chemicals? the man replies 'no' 'Well' the doctor say 'Do you lift heavy equipment? again the man replies 'no'... 'Well, what do you do all day?' asks the doctor...
the man replies 'Watch porn and eat Cheesy Wotsits'
i'll get me coat...
Mine is red! I've either been having a sex-beetroot orgy fest or i've simply been too rigorous with the old wrists.
:-oStrangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
Some standard fare on this thread from the site's PLG.
Just because ferrarilover seemingly has little else to occupy his time, it does not mean that he can successfully talk any subject into submission.
Downes' red cards can somehow be discounted because he was the last man? Which cr@p team left him in those no-win situations?
Various teams' strikers have apparently scored once-in-a-lifetime goals against us, and we missed chances against Harrogate Dog and Duck FC that we would never miss again?? How does he know this? It's called asserting your opinion as fact, and along with thesaurus-examination and onanism, this would appear to be a fond hobby of said poster.
Just because ferrarilover seemingly has little else to occupy his time, it does not mean that he can successfully talk any subject into submission.
Downes' red cards can somehow be discounted because he was the last man? Which cr@p team left him in those no-win situations?
Various teams' strikers have apparently scored once-in-a-lifetime goals against us, and we missed chances against Harrogate Dog and Duck FC that we would never miss again?? How does he know this? It's called asserting your opinion as fact, and along with thesaurus-examination and onanism, this would appear to be a fond hobby of said poster.
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austrianandygull wrote:
Mine is red! I've either been having a sex-beetroot orgy fest or i've simply been too rigorous with the old wrists.
Thus confirming the opinion of many that you are indeed a ..................
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But i'm a nice w*nker. :~D
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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austrianandygull wrote:But i'm a nice w*nker. :~D
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Looks like Andy has turned this thread into a real mass-debate, sorry Louis back on topic was just boring..
Oh I have just noticed, I appear to become part of the furniture..
Oh I have just noticed, I appear to become part of the furniture..
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Are you relieved now you got that out?forevertufc wrote:Looks like Andy has turned this thread into a real mass-debate, sorry Louis back on topic was just boring..
Oh I have just noticed, I appear to become part of the furniture..
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