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ferrarilover wrote:'Ere, BarnsleyGull, I want a word with you!

Either be nice, or I'll set Joe Barlow on you.

Matt.

dont be soft matt, im not exactly shaking in my shoes at that "frightening" prospect!

its that funny even my whippet is laughing!

EDIT - And what is smiffy clapping at?? [/quote]

Did I mention he would be wearing nothing but stilettos and a single pink marigold?

Smiffy is applauding my superior intellect and wickedly funny wit, surely this is obvious?
Matt.[/quote]

err, no.

SuperNickyWroe wrote:

dont be soft matt, im not exactly shaking in my shoes at that "frightening" prospect!

its that funny even my whippet is laughing!

EDIT - And what is smiffy clapping at??

Did I mention he would be wearing nothing but stilettos and a single pink marigold?

Smiffy is applauding my superior intellect and wickedly funny wit, surely this is obvious?
Matt.[/quote]

err, no.[/quote]

It is to those of us with three figure IQ scores.

Matt.

I do hope the cheeky chaps from upnorf remember to get their passports up to date ready for when they cross the border.

I just hope they manage to sell their allocation of 45 tickets, otherwise this isn't going to be the money maker we were hoping for. If they do struggle I am sure we can hand out the remaining 22 tickets to the local refuse collectors to see if they will make up the numbers.

ferrarilover wrote:

Did I mention he would be wearing nothing but stilettos and a single pink marigold?

Smiffy is applauding my superior intellect and wickedly funny wit, surely this is obvious?
Matt.

err, no.[/quote]

It is to those of us with three figure IQ scores.

Matt.[/quote]


why matt do you actually know anyone with that high an IQ?? (apart from your lovely mum of course)

Yes, me for one, and, oooooh wait, EVERYONE ELSE WHO ISN'T YOU, you big, dumb northerner!

ferrarilover wrote:Yes, me for one, and, oooooh wait, EVERYONE ELSE WHO ISN'T YOU, you big, dumb northerner!

thanks matt.

actually im a southern softie - like you!

do i que up for hours and hours for a ticket or do i watch it on ITV?? hmmm....

NewtonGull wrote:do i que up for hours and hours for a ticket or do i watch it on ITV?? hmmm....

I don't know, but if someone is having a go at you and your IQ I would have at least made sure they didn't get any more ammo from sloppy spelling.

I'm having a go at SNW (the big southern pansy ). However, it must be said that I'm not Newtongull's biggest fan so far, but I'm happy to give him a chance to settle down into the forum.

Matt.

ferrarilover wrote:I'm having a go at SNW (the big southern pansy ). However, it must be said that I'm Newtongull's biggest fan so far, but I'm happy to give him a chance to settle down into the forum.

Matt.

good to know you actually read my posts Matt.

You big girls blouse.

You say 'your' posts; presumably they are the posts of your care worker, once she has deciphered what your dribbling might mean.

ferrarilover wrote:You say 'your' posts; presumably they are the posts of your care worker, once she has deciphered what your dribbling might mean.

same as you being a "special" case matt?????