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The idiot at work who puts the stack of toilet paper upside down in the dispenser!

This causes the paper to rip, clogging up the dispenser and causing a mess of paper pieces.

Sounds a bit picky when you write it down, but boy does it get my goat up. Bet he's a fecking city fan too. Incompetent!

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SteveDeckchair wrote:The idiot at work who puts the stack of toilet paper upside down in the dispenser!

This causes the paper to rip, clogging up the dispenser and causing a mess of paper pieces.

Sounds a bit picky when you write it down, but boy does it get my goat up. Bet he's a fecking city fan too. Incompetent!

know exactly what you're saying steve - you end up trying to wipe your back end with a handful of confetti.

You know what does for me? People who insist on having a shit at work. Workshy feckers! You're paid to work, not poo. Poo on your own time. Clog up your own plumbing. And most of all, make your own place smell like a farm for diseased cows!

Matt.

I presume from your post Matt, that you are anal retentive. Meaning you feel unable to fully relax your arse and take a dump when away from your comfort zone.....

Personally I have no such problems and can shit pretty much anywhere.

Glastonbury festival and India kind of makes any proper toilet a welcome place to down tools.

EmetEdadsBeard wrote: Recognition at last.
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Adult trainees

They turn up on site giving it large about they have the qualifications to do the job.

How many years on site do you have laddie ?

I have just passed my NVQ, I'm fully qualified.

Not Very Qualified then ? And you didn't answer my f*ckin' question.

I have a job for you . . . grab that yard broom . . . clean up the sh*t on site and earn a real qualification in brush techniques.

Then they get Bolshe.

Not the response I'm looking for.

ferrarilover wrote:You know what does for me? People who insist on having a sh*t at work. Workshy feckers! You're paid to work, not poo. Poo on your own time. Clog up your own plumbing. And most of all, make your own place smell like a farm for diseased cows!

Matt.

Matt, if you need to go you need to go. I'd rather take a dump at work than walk around shuffle around work like a duck doing a power walk. I guess you are one of those guys who like to touch cloth all day.

The young punk who's been playing banging hard house for the last three hours.

He must have a 5k rig set up at the bottom of his garden or something cos it is loud!

Might call the po po in a bit.

Open up! It's the Pigs!

He he. Little fecker.

Go and give him a slap you big girl..............

He stopped around 11pm I think. I fell asleep anyway! He he.

People take one look at you Dave and tend to do as you ask. I'm not in the same league I'm afraid. Can't even get my kids to listen half the time!

usagullmichigan wrote: Matt, if you need to go you need to go. I'd rather take a dump at work than walk around shuffle around work like a duck doing a power walk. I guess you are one of those guys who like to touch cloth all day.

That made me laugh out loud

usagullmichigan wrote:
Matt, if you need to go you need to go. I'd rather take a dump at work than walk around shuffle around work like a duck doing a power walk. I guess you are one of those guys who like to touch cloth all day.

The tortoise desperately trying to stick its head and neck out of the shell and constantly hitting the wall called the hard starched Y fronts.

What about when you go to a maccy d's drive thru. Thanks for putting the main menu / price list of foods AFTER the thing you speak into to order. So you get, 'can i take your order sir?', ' well you can but i don't know what i want yet even though i've been sat queing in the car for 10 minutes because I CAN'T SEE THE **** MENU BOARD BECAUSE SOME STUPID **** HAS POSITIONED IT SO IT IS ONLY VISIBLE ONCE YOU'VE BEEN PAST THE ORDER POINT!!!!!!!!'

And they then say, 'anything else sir?'. NO!!!!! OTHERWISE I'D HAVE PISSING SAID WOULDN'T I?!!!!

And they say, 'enjoy your meal'. IT'S NOT A **** MEAL!! IT'S PURE SYNTHETIC SHITE IN A BOX THAT TASTES NICE! It's not Masterchef.

And they put the number of calories on the side of the fries/wrap etc. If i was **** bothered about my weight then i wouldn't be eating at maccy d's would i you fannies. As if anyone who goes there for a quick fix gives a toss that there are 480 calories in a box of large fries.

The summer - WHERE THE **** IS IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!