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The South African dyslexia society have been holding all night vigils outside the Nissan MainDealer show rooms.

Glostergull wrote:The South African dyslexia society have been holding all night vigils outside the Nissan MainDealer show rooms.

I don't understand that one Glos.. =Z

Q: What do the Japanese do when they can't afford a taxi..?

A: Nippon a bus..

Gullscorer wrote: I don't understand that one Glos.. =Z

Come on Gullscorer! As a hint a former South African President has died this week...

stevegull wrote: Come on Gullscorer! As a hint a former South African President has died this week...

Nelson Mandela was dyslexic..??

And he drove a Nissan..??!!

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Respect:

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I bleddy loves the muppets! Ive even got a Kermit The Frog soft toy sat on a shelf in my den. Animals the best though!

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:~D

Liz has never been interested in either participating or watching any kind of sport. Her boyfriend Barry, on the other hand, loved golf. One Sunday, after he had spent most of the morning on the golf course, Barry picks up Liz in his car to take her to lunch. While he's driving, some golf tees fall out of his pocket.
"Barry," asks Liz, "what are those things that just fell out of your pocket?"
"Oh, those are called tees," replies Barry. "I put my balls on them when I'm driving."
"OK, thanks," she says. "Ask a silly question, get a silly answer!"

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Absolutely brilliant.

Absolutely stunning:

Not bad, prefered this one -

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Yep, forgot that one. Excellent, love it.