Borderline Boilers

Oil Beef Hooked · Post by **Oil Beef Hooked** » 06 Aug 2013, 12:22

How about Kirstie Allsopp?

ggggg · Post by **ggggg** » 06 Aug 2013, 12:29

Really, some of the people posting these Boilers up need to have a look at themselves and see if their not being a tad hypercritical! I mean `Pot` calling the `Kettle` black or what? Pun intended!

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 06 Aug 2013, 12:44

geezer wrote:Really, some of the people posting these Boilers up need to have a look at themselves and see if their not being a tad hypercritical! I mean `Pot` calling the `Kettle` black or what? Pun intended!

=D

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 10 Aug 2013, 01:48

what about sally lindsay - ex corrie star, on loose women and star of skys mount pleasant.

any takers-

what do you reckon sid.

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Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 10 Aug 2013, 10:14

yes chunk. she'd get it.

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 10 Aug 2013, 10:20

alex polizzi?

gullno4 · Post by **gullno4** » 10 Aug 2013, 10:23

jodie prenger and Sally Lindsay are good shouts!

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 10 Aug 2013, 11:58

Bette Midler

Jodie Foster

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 10 Aug 2013, 23:27

Bonnie Tyler....

............what a great set of er, "lungs".......

oh and seing as im wathcing 80's pop songs/videos - any of the ladies from bananarama......(particularly Karen) oh yes............

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 11 Aug 2013, 00:38

what about any of the spice girls?

is there any of them that ya still would?

i would definitely still take on scary (mel b). she would probably kill me to be fair!

posh -never. [frankie boyle - what does beckham see in her, it must be like shagging a xylophone.]

ginger- would have once, when they started and she was quite full figured, i had a nudie mag once that had full on pics of her naked from before she was famous.

[frankie boyle - the only way i would like to see geri halliwell turn up now draped in the union flag would be if she dies in battle]

sporty - f*** off.

baby - never really fancied her, not that she wasnt ok or anything, the monikers a turn off for a start, bit odd looking now.

mind you in reality i probably wouldnt turn anything down.

what do you reckon sid -

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chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 11 Aug 2013, 00:42

SuperNickyWroe wrote:Bonnie Tyler....

............what a great set of er, "lungs".......

oh and seing as im wathcing 80's pop songs/videos - any of the ladies from bananarama......(particularly Karen) oh yes............

i remember thinking when watching bonnie tyler on eurovision, with the right lighting and a couple of pints, yeah bonnie tyler could still be a goer.

oh b0ll0cks, who am i trying to kid, of course i bloody would.

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 11 Aug 2013, 01:18

Bonnie Tyler? Bonnie **** Tyler??!!

This is borderline boilers mate, not name the ugliest bird you can think of - I'd rather **** Jill Dando in her current state....probably still better looking than Bonnie Tyler.

As for the Spice Girls. Going on what they currently look like (which is the idea of the thread!!):

Scary, Ginger and Posh - nope
Sporty and baby - hell yeah.

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 11 Aug 2013, 01:53

yeah, i was going by the spice girls as they are now. i've got pretty much the same opinion of them now as when they started, except geri was quite do-able in the early days.

they've always divided blokes opinion on which is their type etc.

tv presenter amanda lamb, anyone. she is just about getting to borderline staus now, but yeah, of course.

looking at her profile and a few pics i didnt realise it was her that was in the old scottish widows insurance ads

and she did bikini poses for a lads mag in the 90's.

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to be fair there are lots of pictures online and many would not have her at boiler status yet and some would put her well and truly in the category.

anyway, i would (theres a surprise).

gullno4 · Post by **gullno4** » 11 Aug 2013, 09:27

all off eastenders!

Joe Joyner (Tanya branning)
Charlie brooks (Janine butcher)
Jessie wallace (Kat)
Letitia dean (Sharon)

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 11 Aug 2013, 11:03

Scott Brehaut wrote:Bonnie Tyler? Bonnie f**k Tyler??!!

This is borderline boilers mate, not name the ugliest bird you can think of - I'd rather f**k Jill Dando in her current state....probably still better looking than Bonnie Tyler.As for the Spice Girls. Going on what they currently look like (which is the idea of the thread!!):

Scary, Ginger and Posh - nope
Sporty and baby - hell yeah.

dont talk wet.

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