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austrianandygull wrote::
Also the one that REALLY p*sses me off is drivers that don't say thanks or even acknowledge when you have gone out of your way to let them in/out. This happens every day on the motorway and one day i counted how many people actually said thanks on a journey to my mums and i got 1 out of 13.

it happened today. i was 'kin fumin'.

there i was, driving along at a lovely pace through one of our idylic devon, scenic, country back roads.

i approached a narrow section and was half way along and paused as a car came hurtling towards me from the opposite direction.

i decided i would do the decent thing so i reversed, pulled in and waited. the approaching MERCEDES carrying some posh tart and her 2 dear little offspring shot past and madam driving decides i am beneath giving any acknowledgement to.

no, not a thumb, finger, hand or eyebrow was raised. i know there is no law you have to say thanks, but it is like an unwritten motorists code to just give a little wave to someone who has let you in/out or through.

obviously madam driving her mercedes had more important things on her mind like going for a manicure or planning a dinner party for lord and lady poncenby smythe. maybe she was having a delightful conversation with little tarquin and camilla about ponies or organic yoghurt.

either way, mercedes, money, rich, posh, organic food only, stuck up, well to do, better than me - rudeness is still rudeness and not saying thankyou is f***in ignorance . you say thank you, no matter what.

i was sooooooo p!ssed off, mrs mercedes was lucky i was late for a job or i might have given chase and turned the little episode into a scene from steven spielbergs film duel.

You know what pisses me off? Drivers in their cheap sh!tty cars who expect me to say thanks to them for getting out of the way of me and my lovely Mercedes. These people should have their "cars" taken off them and be given bicycles. Common people, erggghhhh !!!

Southampton Gull wrote:You know what pisses me off? Drivers in their cheap sh!tty cars who expect me to say thanks to them for getting out of the way of me and my lovely Mercedes. These people should have their "cars" taken off them and be given bicycles. Common people, erggghhhh !!!

Ignore him chunky, he's always like this. :na:

Southampton Gull wrote:You know what pisses me off? Drivers in their cheap sh!tty cars who expect me to say thanks to them for getting out of the way of me and my lovely Mercedes. These people should have their "cars" taken off them and be given bicycles. Common people, erggghhhh !!!

Hero!

stevegull wrote: Hero!

dont talk wet.

It has been scientifically proven that people who drive Mercs have not only no manners but very small penises. Unless they are women in which case they are awful in the bedroom and lay there like a starched shirt.
(Einsteins 4th theory of relativity seconded in a paper by Stephen Hawkins published in 1984 when he was Proffessor of Motoring Physics at Cambridge University).







(OK I made the stuff in brackets up a bit)

EmetEdadsBeard wrote:It has been scientifically proven that people who drive Mercs have not only no manners but very small penises. Unless they are women in which case they are awful in the bedroom and lay there like a starched shirt.(Einsteins 4th theory of relativity seconded in a paper by Stephen Hawkins published in 1984 when he was Proffessor of Motoring Physics at Cambridge University).







(OK I made the stuff in brackets up a bit)

Fine by me.

The Budget.

The main opposition party blames the current Government for falling living standards and increased prices and the fact that we can't get out of a recession. Meanwhile the Government blame the opposition for causing it all when they were in power.

I'll let the kids bicker whilst i deliver my very own budget and one which could have saved them a fortune on TV airtime should they have adopted my approach.

Chancellor stands in front of Downing Street with his homosexual case with all his deviant sexual accessories in ( they're all at it for Christ's sakes, bloody weirdo's!! ).

He delivers his budget speech, "Things will cost more than they did yesterday, thankyou and goodnight".


Simples

I'll tell you wht annoys me!

SNW following around my comments and constantly writing "don't talk wet" or something to that effect. I mean, come on. I am only talking moist at best!

(Joking SNW, I thrive under scrutiny)

stevegull wrote:I'll tell you wht annoys me!

SNW following around my comments and constantly writing "don't talk wet" or something to that effect. I mean, come on. I am only talking moist at best!

(Joking SNW, I thrive under scrutiny)

dont talk wet steve.

as if i do that...............

Rain. **** does my nut in. And while I'm at it, predictive text on my phone. Grrr.....

Snow. Does MY nut in. And while i'm at it, having to watch a non event like England v San Marino when they should have put on Scotland v Wales. Grrr..........

:na:

Shut it Austrian Boy. You'd lose to San Marino and you know it

Oh and another thing, warn Chunky there's a Mercedes driver travelling through Devon tomorrow so he'd better get his Reliant Robin out of my way

We're 3-0 up on the Faroes. It's a start i suppose

Even Scotland beat those no-hopers...............