Borderline Boilers

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 16 Aug 2013, 11:59

Marion Bartoli.

Post by **Southampton Gull** » 16 Aug 2013, 12:03

Gullscorer wrote:Marion Bartoli.

How can a 28 year old be part of this discussion?

Anyway, it's a Non from me.

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 16 Aug 2013, 12:09

I will concede she's not quite borderline, but is age relevant? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23717495

Post by **Southampton Gull** » 16 Aug 2013, 12:51

Gullscorer wrote:I will concede she's not quite borderline, but is age relevant? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23717495

Yes it is..............and stop posting videos of the ugly bitch

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 16 Aug 2013, 13:30

Well then, Ann Widdicombe?

Post by **Southampton Gull** » 16 Aug 2013, 13:33

Gullscorer wrote:Well then, Ann Widdicombe?

Scott would but doubt anyone else would entertain the idea

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 16 Aug 2013, 15:09

westbaygull wrote:Julian Clary, David Essex, Georgios Samaras AND Stone Cold Steve Austin...oh yesssssss :devil:

bit of a weird list there, but hey, nice to see the ladies having a go and giving their opinion (rather than calling us sexist pigs, i know my missus would if she knew, shhhh).

samaras and julian clary! really.

stone cold i suppose i could unterstand, very masculine. is it the muscles, tiny pants or bald head that does it?

my missus always said he had nice eyes, big 6 foot 3 hulking brute with a gruff voice and him and his friends bit the spit out of each other, but hey, his eyes are nice. if the ladies really do like bald men then theres hope for many of us fellas on here yet.

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 16 Aug 2013, 16:29

Southampton Gull wrote: Scott would but doubt anyone else would entertain the idea

Not a chance. I'd rather have your dogs.

Going off some of the munters suggested on here by SNW - I reckon HE would

Post by **Southampton Gull** » 16 Aug 2013, 16:45

Scott Brehaut wrote: Not a chance. I'd rather have your dogs.

Going off some of the munters suggested on here by SNW - I reckon HE would

Now we both know there's far more chance of them doing you before you get around to doing them

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 16 Aug 2013, 18:42

Southampton Gull wrote:Westbaygull - I would

oh yes................ <3

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 16 Aug 2013, 18:43

phillipa forrester......ding dong!

Post by **westbaygull** » 17 Aug 2013, 10:33

Scott Brehaut wrote: The Viz defines a borderline boiler as somebody who makes your eyes says no and your nads say go

SuperNickyWroe wrote:
oh yes................ <3

:whip:

Anyhooo, Chunks, can't define what makes the chappies on my list attractive. They're not handsome, but they have a certain something. Probably money and fame. Am mystified at some of the names appearing on here, just proves that you don't look at the fireguard when you're stoking the fire, I guess

Post by **Southampton Gull** » 17 Aug 2013, 11:03

Wasn't wearing my glasses, it was just my nads telling me to do it, honest

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 17 Aug 2013, 19:47

westbaygull wrote: Anyhooo, Chunks, can't define what makes the chappies on my list attractive. They're not handsome, but they have a certain something. Probably money and fame. Am mystified at some of the names appearing on here, just proves that you don't look at the fireguard when you're stoking the fire, I guess

I think my fave borderline boiler, you mean "tha doesnt loook at mantlepiece when tha poking fire....."

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 17 Aug 2013, 23:38

not quite sure if shes quite borderline yet, i used to find her quite annoying, but lately i find her a bit attractive-
ruth langsford anyone, anyone, anyone....?

not sure if i could after eammon holmes has been there mind you. :no: she looks better now than she did in her old tsw days, but gus honeybun from back then was probably a better sidekick than eammon though.

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