na, we're not that bad really, shes alright, the silly old moo.
however, i thought it was supposed to be the 'kin bloke that forgot the anniversary. i bought the obligatory card and a couple of bunches of flowers, i booked her in and paid for an hours massage with a professional (female - crikey girl on girl action, hadnt thought of that :devil: ).
she walks in from work, the boy draws her attention to flowers and card, she reads it, gets her massage voucher, loves it, well chuffed. then she says, "oh i actually thought you had forgotten, um, oh, ive got your card and that upstairs, i havent written it yet, um, because i thought you had forgotten, back in a minute."
so, she emerges back downstairs, "um, i did buy you a few presents and a card, but i cant find them, ive got a couple of things for you", she handed me a dodgy book (from the works) and a topic bar, yes a topic bar. " i'll find the rest later when you are at work" she says.
so, at 10 to 10, i get in from work, faggots and chips for tea (great anniversary dinner). guess what, its only gone to bed already and its snoring its head off, fast asleep. so, no card, gift, nice diner or time together this evening, those i can forgive and forget, but to top it all off no bloody anniversary nook nooks either! what a c**t!
well ive eaten the wonderful faggots and chips, and the topic, now im off to bed and im going to give her a few gentle digs in the ribs, just to see (god loves a trier). :~D
i doubt it will work, so i'll probably pop back down in a bit and have a scan of some wonder woman clips on youtube.
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