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Danny Stephens Fell Asleep in a Greenhouse!
Posted: 03 Aug 2011, 22:36
by Wonderland
Two years a go , it was quoted in the News of The World Football Annual that Danny Stephens was a wapping 5 foot 10 inches.
Last year he shrunk to 5 foot 1 inch.
Now under the remarkable Dinger coaching - which must include sleeping in a moist Greenhouse under lights - he has grown to 5 foot 10 inches again distributed on a frame weighing 11 stone 7lbs.
Now that is a result in 4 weeks of training.
The source of this data is TorquayUnited.com.??
http://www.torquayunited.com/page/Profi ... 47,00.html
Well done Dinger !!!
Den
Re: Danny Stephens Fell Asleep in a Greenhouse!
Posted: 03 Aug 2011, 22:41
by TUFC92
I also notice Ellis is down as a midfielder and Macklin as a striker.
Re: Danny Stephens Fell Asleep in a Greenhouse!
Posted: 04 Aug 2011, 00:08
by brucie
At least they were not totaly inacurate - they could have had Macklin down as a pro footballer =D =D
Re: Danny Stephens Fell Asleep in a Greenhouse!
Posted: 04 Aug 2011, 07:24
by Richinns
brucie wrote:At least they were not totaly inacurate - they could have had Macklin down as a pro footballer =D =D
Now come on brucie - you know when you stay up late you get a little bit 'grouchy'!!
Re: Danny Stephens Fell Asleep in a Greenhouse!
Posted: 04 Aug 2011, 11:14
by AustrianAndyGull
brucie wrote:At least they were not totaly inacurate - they could have had Macklin down as a pro footballer =D =D
They were totally and utterly inaccurate. They had Stevens down as a pro-footballer!
Re: Danny Stephens Fell Asleep in a Greenhouse!
Posted: 04 Aug 2011, 11:54
by yellowforever
brucie wrote:At least they were not totaly inacurate - they could have had Macklin down as a pro footballer =D =D
hahaha!
Though saying that I was impressed by Lloyd in pre-season, I'm willing to give him a chance to prove me wrong
Re: Danny Stephens Fell Asleep in a Greenhouse!
Posted: 04 Aug 2011, 13:56
by basil75
I'm also dubious about O'kane being 13.5 stone and therefore 2 stone heavier than Kee - unless he's decided to eat all the pies since May.
Re: Danny Stephens Fell Asleep in a Greenhouse!
Posted: 04 Aug 2011, 14:01
by ferrarilover
This is like the beginning (and the end) of Cluedo.
They have three sets of cards with names, weights and heights on them, shuffle them all up, and pick one from each section to form that player's information.
I think it will be Billy Kee, at 6'8", weighing 6 stone 4 lbs.
Matt.
Re: Danny Stephens Fell Asleep in a Greenhouse!
Posted: 04 Aug 2011, 23:31
by Glostergull
basil75 wrote:I'm also dubious about O'kane being 13.5 stone and therefore 2 stone heavier than Kee - unless he's decided to eat all the pies since May.
He can't have. I got to them first!
Mat
It was me in the green room with a cucumber :na: :na: :na: :na: :na:
Re: Danny Stephens Fell Asleep in a Greenhouse!
Posted: 04 Aug 2011, 23:41
by ferrarilover
Glostergull wrote:
He can't have. I got to them first!
Mat
It was me in the green room with a cucumber :na: :na: :na: :na: :na:
Evidently, you have the alternative version of Cluedo, where the crime is vegetable based sexual assault, as opposed to murder.
Matt (with TWO ts)