Torquay in the Prem - Dream or Disaster?
Posted: 17 Dec 2012, 15:07
It has been done, clubs such as Swansea, Blackpool, Wigan and Hull who were once wallowing in the pit of the bottom tier of English football managed to somehow achieve Premiership status. Ok, clubs like Wigan had a benefactor who had a dream and spent his way to the top division whilst teams like Hull and Blackpool were relatively conservative in the championship before experiencing unexpected play off success but could it ever happen to Torquay United?
Technically it could but feasibly it won't. That is not really the question i want to put out there to you lot, all of you will say NO anyway so it would be pointless me doing that but my hypothetical question is this:
If circumstances changed and we had the opportunity to get to the Premier League - would you be happy to see Torquay play at the very top or would it curdle your blood even contemplating rubbing shoulders with the very people who are killing the game?
My view on the Premier League is pure hatred, i will watch Match of the Day and other games but only because i love football. I stopped my Sky Sports subscription as i didn't want to contribute even more money to the select few who have already got plenty so that they may waste millions in wages on players who don't even play and the ones that do are always f*cking moaning and whinging about something trivial. Premier League footballers make me sick to my stomach with their constant petulance and fake morals. ( Joey Barton slagging the FA off and football in general as though some martyr but still choosing to carry on playing and accepting the cash - prick ).
They fly to games as short as 50 miles distance, they wear snoods and gloves yet have short sleeves, they get paid fortunes which i could accept if they earned it every week like Messi and didn't hide behind 10 others if they didn't fancy it that day, most don't so they are taking the p*ss. They don't care about the fans and i doubt some even care about playing football - it's all money and status to them. Rickie Lambert, Kevin Phillips, Grant Holt - these are the players that 10 or 15 years ago made up the vast proportion of Premier League footballers, players who had earned their stripes in the lower leagues and gradually made progress into a top level striker. They KNEW what it was like to play on wet and windy november nights at Bury for a few quid. Today's spoilt f*ckers can't even comprehend what 'real' raw football is all about as they have been filtered and cosseted through club's youth systems and haven't had to work or endure any hard knocks. They go from school to 20 years old at some clubs never having made a first team appearance but stil getting paid miles more than Joe Oastler or Michael Poke. How can they appreciate this? More's the point, how can this be healthy for them and acceptable to the rest of football?
Premier players have no contact with the fans anymore, yeah it's fine for Rio Ferdinand to have more followers on Twitter than can fit inside the Olypic Stadium on a convention for stalkers but would he go down the local boozer for a meal and a drink and mingle? Would he stand around the car park chatting to fans or quickly emerge from a shadowy £150,000 Bentley with blacked out windows and sneak off into the players entrance? They don't give a f*ck and they have no appreciation of real life. I'm serious, most of these players are deluded and their feet have been so far off the ground from an early age that they must be entering the orbit of Saturn very shortly.
In short, i f*cking HATE the Premier League, i hate players like Balotelli and couldn't care less if he got knocked over by a lorry. What does he do? Swan around the pitch when things aren't going right and gets arse on when he gets subbed. Doesn't even celebrate when he scores! Everytime he scores a goal he accomplishes something that millions of kids, teens, lads in their 20's and 30's, men and grandads would have an arm off to be able to experience and he just sticks an arm in the air, looks at the floor and pulls his top up to reveal another banal, trivial message on a t-shirt that just proves players like him are a total waste of oxygen. He even plays the sympathy card saying he had a bad upbringing. Oh bless, so have lots of us but we have to grit our f*cking teeth and get by on £250 a week ( or less sadly ) you total f*ckwit! You represent your country too! Just look at what you have, appreciate it and enjoy it as it won't be there for ever. Just ain't got the brains to realise this. Balotelli isn't alone. Tevez, Rooney chucking the toys out to get more money, how much more money do you need FFS! Just concentrate on being Man U and Englands best ever player and get on with it. He has had a decade in an England shirt and nobody has been more disappointing. Achieved nothing from a personal perspective as an international footballer and yet he wants more. Would you rather have 3 Rooney's or 1 Messi? Messi hasn't achieved any success in international football either but he gives it everything each time he pulls on the blue and white stripes. Messi is worthy of all the money and plaudits because he is truly world class , performs every week and considering the amount of hammer he gets from opponents generally gets up and gets on with it.
Managers do my bloody box in too, Kenny Dalglish et al. Get asked a few questions they don't like so they start crying. If you're a manager and you aren't doing very well then you are going to be asked awkward questions you stupid tw*ts! What do you expect?! If you don't like it either start doing well which is what you are paid to do or pack in your job and let someone else have a go. Grown men with brains in their arses, unf*ckinbelievable!! Managers who have a go at the refs all the time as a cover up for their team being sh*t again. We can see right through it you thick c*nts!
Champions League money is more important than success. The whole thing is putrid and diseased and i wouldn't want Torquay United anywhere within a million miles of it. I love going to watch Torquay and on the whole we are generally a sh*t team both to watch, especially under Ling and in terms of success on the pitch. I still go and watch whenever i can though and i don't complain like Chelsea fans for example that they haven't won in three games or something. Premiership fans in general have little sense of reality, most of them have no intentio of going to watch their club live in the flesh and the one thing that REALLY REALLY f*cks me off is their total lack of knowledge on any English football that isn't premier league. You take the average Premier fan at a random game and ask him to name all 92 league grounds and i reckon they'd get about 40 right. Ignorant f*ckers!!!!!!!
If Torquay were a Premier League club we would end up getting completely ripped off with ticket prices and everything else matchday based and do you think the prices would come down when we were relegated into the Championship? Of course not. Some championship clubs who were previously in the Prem are still charging Prem prices.
Anyway, i needed to have that rant as it's been festering and what i read about Balotelli today just made me angry. If Torquay got to the Championship in my lifetime THAT would be my dream but if they miraculously took a step further i would hope we would be run properly like we are now and not spend what we haven't got. This would mean immediate relegation and we could all be happy again. Being a fan of a Chelsea, Arsenal, Man U, Man City et al must be sooooooo dull, going to a game expecting to win every week. The beauty of supporting Torquay is that we go to a game not having ANY inkling whatsoever what is to come. Well, i know sometimes when we play away that we're probably gonna have 1 shot in 90 minutes, play like dummies and lose. :na:
Would YOU, as a loyal Torquay fan be pleased if we hit the big time or do you feel as passionate about resenting the Prem as me and don't want us to ever go down that route if it were somehow possible?
Technically it could but feasibly it won't. That is not really the question i want to put out there to you lot, all of you will say NO anyway so it would be pointless me doing that but my hypothetical question is this:
If circumstances changed and we had the opportunity to get to the Premier League - would you be happy to see Torquay play at the very top or would it curdle your blood even contemplating rubbing shoulders with the very people who are killing the game?
My view on the Premier League is pure hatred, i will watch Match of the Day and other games but only because i love football. I stopped my Sky Sports subscription as i didn't want to contribute even more money to the select few who have already got plenty so that they may waste millions in wages on players who don't even play and the ones that do are always f*cking moaning and whinging about something trivial. Premier League footballers make me sick to my stomach with their constant petulance and fake morals. ( Joey Barton slagging the FA off and football in general as though some martyr but still choosing to carry on playing and accepting the cash - prick ).
They fly to games as short as 50 miles distance, they wear snoods and gloves yet have short sleeves, they get paid fortunes which i could accept if they earned it every week like Messi and didn't hide behind 10 others if they didn't fancy it that day, most don't so they are taking the p*ss. They don't care about the fans and i doubt some even care about playing football - it's all money and status to them. Rickie Lambert, Kevin Phillips, Grant Holt - these are the players that 10 or 15 years ago made up the vast proportion of Premier League footballers, players who had earned their stripes in the lower leagues and gradually made progress into a top level striker. They KNEW what it was like to play on wet and windy november nights at Bury for a few quid. Today's spoilt f*ckers can't even comprehend what 'real' raw football is all about as they have been filtered and cosseted through club's youth systems and haven't had to work or endure any hard knocks. They go from school to 20 years old at some clubs never having made a first team appearance but stil getting paid miles more than Joe Oastler or Michael Poke. How can they appreciate this? More's the point, how can this be healthy for them and acceptable to the rest of football?
Premier players have no contact with the fans anymore, yeah it's fine for Rio Ferdinand to have more followers on Twitter than can fit inside the Olypic Stadium on a convention for stalkers but would he go down the local boozer for a meal and a drink and mingle? Would he stand around the car park chatting to fans or quickly emerge from a shadowy £150,000 Bentley with blacked out windows and sneak off into the players entrance? They don't give a f*ck and they have no appreciation of real life. I'm serious, most of these players are deluded and their feet have been so far off the ground from an early age that they must be entering the orbit of Saturn very shortly.
In short, i f*cking HATE the Premier League, i hate players like Balotelli and couldn't care less if he got knocked over by a lorry. What does he do? Swan around the pitch when things aren't going right and gets arse on when he gets subbed. Doesn't even celebrate when he scores! Everytime he scores a goal he accomplishes something that millions of kids, teens, lads in their 20's and 30's, men and grandads would have an arm off to be able to experience and he just sticks an arm in the air, looks at the floor and pulls his top up to reveal another banal, trivial message on a t-shirt that just proves players like him are a total waste of oxygen. He even plays the sympathy card saying he had a bad upbringing. Oh bless, so have lots of us but we have to grit our f*cking teeth and get by on £250 a week ( or less sadly ) you total f*ckwit! You represent your country too! Just look at what you have, appreciate it and enjoy it as it won't be there for ever. Just ain't got the brains to realise this. Balotelli isn't alone. Tevez, Rooney chucking the toys out to get more money, how much more money do you need FFS! Just concentrate on being Man U and Englands best ever player and get on with it. He has had a decade in an England shirt and nobody has been more disappointing. Achieved nothing from a personal perspective as an international footballer and yet he wants more. Would you rather have 3 Rooney's or 1 Messi? Messi hasn't achieved any success in international football either but he gives it everything each time he pulls on the blue and white stripes. Messi is worthy of all the money and plaudits because he is truly world class , performs every week and considering the amount of hammer he gets from opponents generally gets up and gets on with it.
Managers do my bloody box in too, Kenny Dalglish et al. Get asked a few questions they don't like so they start crying. If you're a manager and you aren't doing very well then you are going to be asked awkward questions you stupid tw*ts! What do you expect?! If you don't like it either start doing well which is what you are paid to do or pack in your job and let someone else have a go. Grown men with brains in their arses, unf*ckinbelievable!! Managers who have a go at the refs all the time as a cover up for their team being sh*t again. We can see right through it you thick c*nts!
Champions League money is more important than success. The whole thing is putrid and diseased and i wouldn't want Torquay United anywhere within a million miles of it. I love going to watch Torquay and on the whole we are generally a sh*t team both to watch, especially under Ling and in terms of success on the pitch. I still go and watch whenever i can though and i don't complain like Chelsea fans for example that they haven't won in three games or something. Premiership fans in general have little sense of reality, most of them have no intentio of going to watch their club live in the flesh and the one thing that REALLY REALLY f*cks me off is their total lack of knowledge on any English football that isn't premier league. You take the average Premier fan at a random game and ask him to name all 92 league grounds and i reckon they'd get about 40 right. Ignorant f*ckers!!!!!!!
If Torquay were a Premier League club we would end up getting completely ripped off with ticket prices and everything else matchday based and do you think the prices would come down when we were relegated into the Championship? Of course not. Some championship clubs who were previously in the Prem are still charging Prem prices.
Anyway, i needed to have that rant as it's been festering and what i read about Balotelli today just made me angry. If Torquay got to the Championship in my lifetime THAT would be my dream but if they miraculously took a step further i would hope we would be run properly like we are now and not spend what we haven't got. This would mean immediate relegation and we could all be happy again. Being a fan of a Chelsea, Arsenal, Man U, Man City et al must be sooooooo dull, going to a game expecting to win every week. The beauty of supporting Torquay is that we go to a game not having ANY inkling whatsoever what is to come. Well, i know sometimes when we play away that we're probably gonna have 1 shot in 90 minutes, play like dummies and lose. :na:
Would YOU, as a loyal Torquay fan be pleased if we hit the big time or do you feel as passionate about resenting the Prem as me and don't want us to ever go down that route if it were somehow possible?