Gillingham v Torquay United - 6/4/13
Posted: 03 Apr 2013, 22:36
Torquay United make the long journey to Kent more in hope than expectation, well actually more in desperation than hope, that they can somehow contrive a result at the home of the league leaders and probable winners. The massed ranks of the devout and loyal yellow army will follow with dread and trepidation and anyone that is confident should be dumped on the M25 somewhere near Leatherhead.
The Gills are as good as up but a victory against the flagging Gulls will confirm their status as a league 1 football club. It will also more or less see them crowned division winners barring a major collapse in form for the last 3 games. Martin Allen will have them REALLY up for this and we go into the game without the services of of near saviour Joss Labadie who has been recalled by his club Notts County, possibly without first choice keeper Michael Poke and still with only a 1-0 win at Exeter to show for our efforts away from home this year in terms of wins. Ironically that win over our fierce rivals may turn out to be the highlight of the season.
We've been up and down as fans these past few months, gleaning positivity from a good result or a good showing only to be deflated again by another inevitable defeat and poor performance and that has been the way of it. Knill has come in and added Labadie and Chappell to Benyon ( who has scored only once in about 10 or so games ). Joss has scored half of our 8 goals we've registered in the last 6 games and Howe has scored 2 in those ( 1 a penalty ). The more i look at those stats the more i am convinced we're screwed. I thought we had Joss until the end of the season and before the Bradford game i was still positive we could stay up but with Joss going and the subsequent performance and result against Bradford, i now have accepted that we will be in the BSP next season.
I fear that Saturday will be known as 'CARNAGE DAY' where at Aintree, horses will be flapping broken limps all over the shop and the companies that make those windbreak type horse-screens will be doing a roaring trade whilst the ladies quaff champagne and the meatheads get hammered on lager. I'm not against horse-racing in fact i like it and i do go myself but the Grand National is a spectacle only kept for the tradition of this country, it is a brutal, energy sapping, perilous 4 miles odd around Aintree and that includes horse AND jockey. I've nothing against jumps racing but my thoughts are simple.
FAR TOO MANY HORSES, FAR TOO HIGH OBSTACLES = DEATH AND INJURY
do the same race the same distance but with half the runners and more attainable jumps and it becomes a safer race on a par with much of the jumps calendar. Will they? Oh no, because it's about tradition and then in the blink of an eye, all those owner, trainers and jockeys who frequently talk so eloquently and affectionately about their imposing, elegant animals turn from caring about them to abusing them for their own ends. All for the sake of tradition. Have the race, no problems but just cut the risk of equine mortality by being sensible you two-faced tw*ts!! :rules:
As i've said, i often go horse racing and love to marvel at these beautiful animals in the flesh as they parade and then go on to race. I do believe they should also have total whip ban, but at least the ones they use today are a zillion times better than in the days of Lester Piggott and John Francombe. I'm not against using whips for corrective methods but just to make a horse respond to go faster is not on.
You get some total cocks at race meetings though, loads more than you'll find inside Home Park of a saturday. Lads getting hammered and leching over women and then going to stand near the rails and drawling loud drunken noises out of their mouths as the horses are passing. "GUUUUUUOOOOOOONN YA F*CKEEEEEERRRRR!!" or "F*CKIN' COME OOOOOOOOOOOON" or one outburst which led me to have a scuffle with a bloke at Newcastle Racecourse who came out with, "F*CKIN' WHIP THE C*NT!! COME ON, F*CKIN' WHIP IT!!!". I started ranting off about 'IT' and the 'C*NT' as he referred to the horse not being nice things to be saying about another living creature and quickly realised i was talking to a complete meathead who couldn't possibly comprehend respect and humility for animals so i just laid into him. :devil: >:(
( apologies for the pro-animal welfare thingy there - again! ) :na:
CARNAGE DAY continues with Saturday night TV. Is it any wonder our towns and cities are packed the rafters with wasted revellers of a saturday? They've gone out to escape the CARNAGE that is saturday night telly. On BBC One you've got THE VOICE. Dear God help me!!
The voice of what? Not f*cking reason from where i'm sat, on my sofa with man flueyvirallybuggytypethingy illness! The voice of some ponces who think that singing songs about love, missing you and whhooaaah baby is somehow serious 21st century songwriting. Give me a break! Why can't the TV companies broadcast something innovative like a 'METAL IDOL' show where bands with possible names like DEATH EGGS, CONTAMINATED MEAT PRODUCT and SANTA'S SLAY RIDE compete for the right to win a recording contract with Roadrunner Records? I'll tell you why shall i? Because no metal band worth anything will EVER appear on a vacuous mainstream tv show otherwise they will ultimately lose all credibility as artists. Secondly, none of the audience will be able to understand a word they are singing ( sorry, shouting ). Thirdly, they couldn't broadcast such appalling swear words at 7pm prime time and lastly ( but more importantly for the TV companies ) NOBODY WILL WATCH!!
I LURRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVVE METAL!!!!!!!
The Gills are as good as up but a victory against the flagging Gulls will confirm their status as a league 1 football club. It will also more or less see them crowned division winners barring a major collapse in form for the last 3 games. Martin Allen will have them REALLY up for this and we go into the game without the services of of near saviour Joss Labadie who has been recalled by his club Notts County, possibly without first choice keeper Michael Poke and still with only a 1-0 win at Exeter to show for our efforts away from home this year in terms of wins. Ironically that win over our fierce rivals may turn out to be the highlight of the season.
We've been up and down as fans these past few months, gleaning positivity from a good result or a good showing only to be deflated again by another inevitable defeat and poor performance and that has been the way of it. Knill has come in and added Labadie and Chappell to Benyon ( who has scored only once in about 10 or so games ). Joss has scored half of our 8 goals we've registered in the last 6 games and Howe has scored 2 in those ( 1 a penalty ). The more i look at those stats the more i am convinced we're screwed. I thought we had Joss until the end of the season and before the Bradford game i was still positive we could stay up but with Joss going and the subsequent performance and result against Bradford, i now have accepted that we will be in the BSP next season.
I fear that Saturday will be known as 'CARNAGE DAY' where at Aintree, horses will be flapping broken limps all over the shop and the companies that make those windbreak type horse-screens will be doing a roaring trade whilst the ladies quaff champagne and the meatheads get hammered on lager. I'm not against horse-racing in fact i like it and i do go myself but the Grand National is a spectacle only kept for the tradition of this country, it is a brutal, energy sapping, perilous 4 miles odd around Aintree and that includes horse AND jockey. I've nothing against jumps racing but my thoughts are simple.
FAR TOO MANY HORSES, FAR TOO HIGH OBSTACLES = DEATH AND INJURY
do the same race the same distance but with half the runners and more attainable jumps and it becomes a safer race on a par with much of the jumps calendar. Will they? Oh no, because it's about tradition and then in the blink of an eye, all those owner, trainers and jockeys who frequently talk so eloquently and affectionately about their imposing, elegant animals turn from caring about them to abusing them for their own ends. All for the sake of tradition. Have the race, no problems but just cut the risk of equine mortality by being sensible you two-faced tw*ts!! :rules:
As i've said, i often go horse racing and love to marvel at these beautiful animals in the flesh as they parade and then go on to race. I do believe they should also have total whip ban, but at least the ones they use today are a zillion times better than in the days of Lester Piggott and John Francombe. I'm not against using whips for corrective methods but just to make a horse respond to go faster is not on.
You get some total cocks at race meetings though, loads more than you'll find inside Home Park of a saturday. Lads getting hammered and leching over women and then going to stand near the rails and drawling loud drunken noises out of their mouths as the horses are passing. "GUUUUUUOOOOOOONN YA F*CKEEEEEERRRRR!!" or "F*CKIN' COME OOOOOOOOOOOON" or one outburst which led me to have a scuffle with a bloke at Newcastle Racecourse who came out with, "F*CKIN' WHIP THE C*NT!! COME ON, F*CKIN' WHIP IT!!!". I started ranting off about 'IT' and the 'C*NT' as he referred to the horse not being nice things to be saying about another living creature and quickly realised i was talking to a complete meathead who couldn't possibly comprehend respect and humility for animals so i just laid into him. :devil: >:(
( apologies for the pro-animal welfare thingy there - again! ) :na:
CARNAGE DAY continues with Saturday night TV. Is it any wonder our towns and cities are packed the rafters with wasted revellers of a saturday? They've gone out to escape the CARNAGE that is saturday night telly. On BBC One you've got THE VOICE. Dear God help me!!
The voice of what? Not f*cking reason from where i'm sat, on my sofa with man flueyvirallybuggytypethingy illness! The voice of some ponces who think that singing songs about love, missing you and whhooaaah baby is somehow serious 21st century songwriting. Give me a break! Why can't the TV companies broadcast something innovative like a 'METAL IDOL' show where bands with possible names like DEATH EGGS, CONTAMINATED MEAT PRODUCT and SANTA'S SLAY RIDE compete for the right to win a recording contract with Roadrunner Records? I'll tell you why shall i? Because no metal band worth anything will EVER appear on a vacuous mainstream tv show otherwise they will ultimately lose all credibility as artists. Secondly, none of the audience will be able to understand a word they are singing ( sorry, shouting ). Thirdly, they couldn't broadcast such appalling swear words at 7pm prime time and lastly ( but more importantly for the TV companies ) NOBODY WILL WATCH!!
I LURRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVVE METAL!!!!!!!