What a sight, on New Year's Day
Two teams of sh*te get underway
I want to cheer with you cheer with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
I will see us lose again
I will see us lose again
Under a green slime sky
A crowd has gathered in yellow and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
Mansell says, says
Says it's true it's true!
The Torquay break through
Gargs torn in two
We can be one
I.....I will cry again
I ....I will cry again
(Then comes the sh*t hot riff that should be enjoyed at full blast only)
Oh
Maybe the time is right
Ohhh maybe we're not sh*te
We, we will score 2 again
We, we will score 2 again
So we go , go on the rampage
And Hawley at last earns his wage
The Gulls have scored 2
But gargs have the last say
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
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Sounds like a 3-2 loss to me then. As much as my residence of Chesterfield has allowed me to see the flaws in Sheridan's management style I will admit that at least he has got one. We on the other hand have South Devon's solution for pest control only he uses a pushbike instead of more conventional chemical methods and mirroring his football management, he continues to repel the most obvious solution to a problem and replace it with the most bizarre. In fact it could be argue that he is the Derren Brown of league 2 football management in terms of laughing in the face of footballing basics and using a special form of alchemy which turns all yellow into chalk. Brittle and powdery.
The Pilgrims earned a last gasp draw at Wimbledon last time out with in form striker Reuben Reid (sounds like one of these dog awful R&B type artistes like Robin Thicke or Isingbut Nobodycanunderstandaf*ckingwordi'msayin'). That said he DOES have 12 goals to his name this season which is just 2 less than ALL our current contracted players put together. Plymouth have only lost once in November and once in December and are through to the 3rd round of the FA Cup unlike us who have been eliminated in all 3 without scoring, a fact Knill lovers have conveniently forgotten in the euphoria of beating Southend and Dagenham.
In fact Burton are the only team to take 3 points away from Home Park since the middle of September and only then a hard fought 1-0 win. Oh and did I mention that they are in 3rd place. We aren't, we're second bottom and not even going to trouble our neighbours down the A38. This is a certain defeat IMO because firstly we just aren't good enough and secondly we have to dig deep into physical and mental reserves for the second time this season and I just don't think we are strong enough and resolute enough to dig a result out of the sh*t when faced with a baying home crowd. Downes knows what it is like and I'd say he was our best chance of a goal. Need I say more. Hawley, if you are reading this brother, you've got your place back by default, I've seen what you are capable of when you played for Carlisle as I used to go to Brunton Park when I lived on the Warwick Road but now you are just taking the cash and laughing at us. Get some self respect back and give us everything, it's in there because I've seen it but you need to give this club something more than 3 goals. It is truly shocking and if you aren't prepared to step up now then it's either retirement or conference footy mate because nobody in the 92 will be giving you a contract. Be true, be yellow.
All you Gulls thinking of avoiding this game then I don't blame you but just get your arses down there anyway. Have a wander around the city, Plymouth is ok, lots to do, lots to see. Could be worse, could be Accrington and you could be looking at needing the quacks for a citalopram top up.
As Moby said............................GO!!
Don't care how we play so long as we compete and f*cking well concentrate!!
I can't see us getting anything from this but I do think it may be an entertaining game and I'm going either 3-1 or 3-2 to the janners.
KISS MY FACE!!!
The useless clueless obligatory blind man in the middle is the experienced Keith Stroud who was the man who sent off Aaron Downes in the 3rd minute at Daggers last season the last time he reffed us.
Peace man!!
